Florida Man’s Inner 5-Year Old Throws Temper Tantrum Over His Sandwich
Remember when you were a little kid and Mom had to make your sandwich a certain way? Well think of Florida Man channeling his inner 5-year old and having a…
Remember when you were a little kid and Mom had to make your sandwich a certain way? Well think of Florida Man channeling his inner 5-year old and having a temper tantrum over his Subway sandwich order.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Stuart, Florida and the Saga of 54-year old Alberto DeBarros.
I mentioned his age because I think it'll come into play in just a few minutes.
Well, DeBarros went into a Subway sandwich shop in Stuart, ordered a footlong sub. He watched it being made, did not see to have a problem with it.
That is, until he unwrapped it and discovered that the footlong had not been cut in half (see accompanying picture).
Now, I don't think that's a big deal. You probably don't think it's a big deal, but then we're not Florida Man, who apparently DID think it was a big deal because he went a little nutty and started shouting at the sandwich maker.
He then picked up the uncut footlong and threw it at her, striking her in the mid to lower body section.
What are we, five years old? And mommy didn't cut the crust off the Wonder Bread sandwich?
At any rate, DeBarros left the shop, followed by the worker with her cell phone. With the camera, she took a photo of DeBarros' license plate that made it very easy for the police to track him down.
He did admit to getting angry about his sandwich not being cut in half.
Can you imagine that conversation between the police and DeBarros?
He told them he thought he threw the sandwich at the counter and not at the worker. He was arrested for battery, that's a misdemeanor charge, by the way, and booked into jail.
Released from custody after posting a $1,000 bond. He's scheduled for a February 1 arrangement.
You can imagine the conversation in jail. "Hey, tough guy. What are you in here for?" "Um, my sandwich wasn't cut in half."
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For December 2023
The Christmas season is always a wonderfully festive time for many, and that includes Florida Man who had an epic month.
Whether it was flying Christmas trees, extravagant decorations on a home that no one knows who the owner is, or an attempt to meet with the general on a United States military base, Florida Man.
Every state has its colorful characters, but for some reason the phrase "Florida Man" immediately lets you know that you're about to hear a story that will defy most things considered logical.
And you can toss common sense out the window too.
Along with the Christmas tree - that is when you're not flinging it across the room at Florida Man.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for December?
Captain America - aka Florida Man - Claims To Have An Appointment With the General
Getting access to a military base means passing through security checkpoints as Florida Man found out recently when he tried to claim that Captain America was there to speak with the general.
In other words, think of this as a typical "Karen would like to speak with the manager" type of situation.
Florida Man Gets Trimmed By His Girlfriend’s Christmas Tree
Every family has its particular traditions when it comes to decorating for the Christmas holiday season. Most include some kind of Christmas tree. But when it comes to Florida Man and Florida Woman, how they trim their Christmas tree is apparently open to interpretation.
Florida Man’s Christmas Eve Included Doing Dirt Angels While Being Chased By Police
Florida Man being chased by the police isn’t anything new. Making dirt angels in the process and the fact that it happened on Christmas Eve probably shouldn’t shock you either.
Florida Man Has An Unusual Excuse When Cops Find Meth In His Underwear
Florida Man must either be running out of excuses or very creative, because the excuse he gave the cops when they found meth in his underwear was more than just a little unusual.
Either the Meth Fairy paid him a visit, or he has some very strange sleeping partners.
Florida Man May Be A Squatter But He Loves His Christmas Lights
Such a festive time of year, even for Florida Man who seems to like decorating the house. Even if he’s a squatter in a house doesn’t even belong to him.
The question is – who exactly DOES the house belong to?
