Herman Munster Singing Will Be In Your Head All Day

ANNOUNCER - Time now for WDHA's Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.

FUZZY - Today in Weird News, two Chick-fil-A employees in West Memphis, Arkansas, have been fired after a video leaked showing them contaminating the food.

In the video, an employee is seen spitting in the chicken batter and calling it their quote, secret formula, and end quote.

The restaurant's manager called it a quote, completely unacceptable, and adding, that we have very strict standards and high expectations for food safety, team member behavior, and our guest experience, end quote.

Well, it seems those high standards were clearly violated, but what I don't understand is why they're acting like amateurs.

Be a professional, just bend over and drop a turd in a pot of chili and call it spicy sausage.

You could also take a whiz in an ice cream machine and call it a frozen pissicle.

And let's not forget filling the condiment dispenser of globs, of boogers, and calling it snot sauce. The things you could do are endless.

Not that I ever done that before, but if you're going to get fired, just go over the top. People will remember you. That's cool.

What's not cool is that it'll be hard for you to get another job, because people remember you. Makes sense?

That's good advice.

Happy to help.

And lastly, in Weird News, police say a 38-year-old Minnesota man was visiting a corn maze with his family when he felt a piece of corn in his boot.

As he bent down to pull the corn out, his gun, which was licensed to carry, discharged and fired a single shot into his thigh.

Officers responded to the emergency call about the shooting and eventually found the man who was somewhat lost in the maze.

So far, no charges have been filed.

I do have audio of the incident recorded from someone's cell phone, so let's roll it.

AUDIO - Man, I can't believe this crap. I'm stuck in the damn corn maze. I feel like I'm in a horror movie.

I'm seconds away from being eaten by some alien with a giant head, or worse, Herman Munster's gonna pop out of the shrubs and start singing.

Oh man, I'm getting too old for this crap. I got to get out of here before I hang myself on the corn stalk.

Why couldn't we have a nice family vacation at the Hooter bar? Can't get lost there?

Unless get drunk and find your face stuck between two Hooters. But that's the good kind of loss.

Wait a minute. What's missing from my shoe? A damn kernel.

Oh, **** you've got to be kidding me!

I'm on a damn family vacation, damn it. I'm never eating popcorn again. I'm switching to beer nuts.

FUZZY - Note to self, no trips to a corn maze. Got it.

And that's today's Weird News.

I’ve talked about some interesting music you need to listen to before.  But it’s time for 5 More Rock Mashups you need to hear.  This comes fresh off the official release of a brand-new one.

Alanis Morissette and Joan Jett just released an official mash-up to hype up their summer tour. "Hate Myself for Loving You Oughta Know" was produced by DJ Cummerbund and it combines Jett's "I Hate Myself for Loving You" with Morissette's "You Oughta Know," plus for good measure, a tad bit of "I Love Rock 'n Roll." It’s pretty cool and had me thinking, there are so many great ones out there, that we should take a look at more.

I’ve always been intrigued by mashups.  I’m not exactly sure why, but maybe because it’s taking multiple awesome songs and putting them together for something really fun.  Or maybe it’s because I don’t know how it’s done LOL.  I know music, I play drums…..but I can’t figure out how you can tell what songs would mix together well.

It’s almost like these folks that make these know exactly what they’re doing and they hear a song before they get started and think to themselves, “Oh, that might fit together with X, Y, or Z.”

Again, I really don’t know how it’s done, but when it comes together well….it makes you chuckle and possibly even rock out.  I’m usually amazed by it and love hearing new ones.  So I figured I’d show you some cool ones that you may not have seen or heard before.

These have me thinking, maybe I’ll try to make one someday soon.  But I need to ask somebody how the hell this works hahaha.  Until I get my own worked out, here are 5 more rock mashups you need to hear!

This is the one that just came out that promotes the tour. It sounds really well done. Professional level, and it works really well! https://youtu.be/0P3shkZvO3o?si=aPjUrkKSKS-uPCZF

Like Mastadon's heaviness, but want some funky dance vocals layered over it?  Oh well you're in luck, because that's what you get here.  JT never sounded so good! https://youtu.be/wrkYwLbPg8M?si=NhXDIlwuEHAvE5pU

Can this be real?  Am I having a fever dream?  No, it's real.  And it creeps me out how well it works.  Slipknot over the hypnotic 90's anthem from the British pop group!

It's a summertime pop jam from Katy Perry with vocals from M. Shadows!  Worlds collide with pop and metal meeting.  It works and it's trippy! https://youtu.be/zgO7i40-Ce8?si=3t6OuwwZm9_JfKQb

This one is very odd.  Almost too strange.  But kind of cool how they got Jonathan Davis' vocals to fit over the music.  Worth a listen if not anything else. https://youtu.be/KzA0rJ_hVXc?si=GGYzw4N9Ydx6c_h3