Weird News: Drunk Yoga Poses and Exploding Toilets

This week's episode of Fuzzy's Weird News includes drunk yoga poses and exploding toilets.

Don't ask. After all, it's Fuzzy we're talking about.

ANNOUNCER - Time now for WDHA's Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.

FUZZY - Today in Weird News, a 35-year-old Illinois woman was pulled over by the police in Wisconsin
and ordered to stay put, but she ignored their commands and took off.

She was later placed under arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence.

While she was being booked at the police station, she proceeded to pull down her pants and show off some yoga poses. The police charged her for multiple violations.

I wonder if it's easier to achieve the Firefly Yoga pose if you're drunk. I do hear rumors your flexibility does increase when you're s**t faced.

I should give that a try sometime.

And lastly in Weird News, a Texas man is under arrest and accused of booby-trapping toilets and local businesses with pressure-activated fireworks.

Police in San Antonio, say the 46-year-old man, rigged the toilets with fireworks that could explode when someone sat on it and caused minor injuries.

Many of the businesses targeted were car washes, including some which he was a regular customer of.

I was able to obtain some audio of this rigged toilet exploding on an unexpected patron, so let's roll the clip.

AUDIO - Come on, come on, come on. Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go.

All right, let me sit down. Ahh.

Whoa, what the hell was that? I know that sausage was greasy, but I didn't think it was spicy enough to cause my a** to explode.

Oh boy, I gotta tell him to go bite on the seasoning. I hope exploding colons have covered in my health insurance. Now's a really great time to become a vegan.

FUZZY - Well, that or just stay away from booby-trapped toilets altogether. The choice is yours.

And that's DHA's Weird News.

Rock Clubs and New Jersey! It was a way of life in the 1980s and 1990s.

About two years ago, I posted a story highlighting some of the area's most popular vintage rock clubs.

Let me tell you- It got a massive response from my fellow Jersey rock clubbers!

So- I decided to update the story... with a twist of including YOUR feedback and rank the top 5 clubs based on your responses.

I always say- "New Jersey Folks Know Best"! I have been to every club on this list, (sometimes sneaking in.....yeah, that was Jersey in the 80s!) feeling lucky to see bands like Twisted Sister, Zebra, White Lion, The Smithereens, System of a Down, Type O Negative, and of course local heroes - Prophet, TT Quick, White Tiger, Holme, Bystander, and More .... every night of the week, you could head out and catch live talent. It was amazing.

Easy. The Vibe. The excitement. The sound. The bands. The excitement of pulling into the parking lot and heading in for a night with your buds was priceless. New Jersey had SO many fantastic rock clubs up and down the Garden State that made my original list.

The Final Exam, Mingles, the Lighthouse, Creations, Club Bene, JJ Rockers, Mother's, Aldo's, The Soap Factory, The Meadowbrook, Jimmy's Haunt, Obsessions, The Final Exam, The Arrow Lounge, Motionz, Close Encounters,- The list is long. How lucky were we?!

Check out my list of YOUR top 5 rock clubs below. And feel free to email me at TC@WDHAFM.COM and follow me on Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/tcrockdog/

Thanks For The Memories New Jersey! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrEzttAIfvw Located on Verona Avenue in Newark, Studio One was a rock club with a DJ and tons of cool bands, mostly metal and hardcore and it was the place to be for North Jersey Metal fans. Type O Negative, Life Of Agony and Trixter were just a few of the bands that rocked "The Studio" - Check out the Trixter video performance from 1989!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbr-X1bueCk L'Amour was the coolest of the cool. What a vibe. Waaaaaay cooler than any California club, L'Amour opened as a disco in the 1970's and closed with a rock and roll legacy that was unprecedented in 2004. Maiden, Megadeth, Kiss, White Lion, Metallica- all rocked L'Amour. It was a world of its own. BIG hair, spandex, and metal. L'Amour is legendary, loud and had the coolest TV commercial too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zfy4uRHAhQ Johnny Dirt brought the punk flavor to New Jersey like no one else. Located in Bloomfield, The Dirt Club was a destination and home for New Jersey punk rockers which went unnoticed by day and edgy and vibrant at night. The Smithereens were the house band, you could purchase a "Dirt Bag" of Dirt Club "actual" dirt at the club and there was truly no place like it anywhere. Our NJ version of CBGB's (only cooler- because it was in Jersey) RIP Johnny Dirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLrlrb2TJ3M I practically lived at The Birch Hill in Old Bridge. I saw and hosted so many WDHA shows at this wild place (remember parking in the lot below the venue?) Marilyn Manson, Kings X, System of a Down, Foreigner, Gov't Mule, Joan Jett, Overkill, Vince Neil, the list goes on and on. What memories. The Birch Hill was the place to ROCK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDPEohoXNmE&t=350s Located on rt.35 in Aberdeen New Jersey, The Fountain Casino was the first music venue I ever snuck into! (maybe the second) "The Fountain" was epic. There was no place like it. The brown and yellow sign out front was just the beginning. The hot dogs in the lobby were....well...you know! Let me explain. The Fountain Casino was two places. Dancing to disco or new wave on one side and behind the partition, an epic rock band would be playing! If the partition was removed, you could see a full on rock show with thousands of rockers, complete with a stage show. Twisted Sister, Cheap Trick, Joe Perry, Aerosmith, B52's, Men At Work, the Stray Cats, Utopia, Alice Cooper, Rossington Collins and more rocked this incredible space. Local cover and original bands would pack the house too. Why? Because FC was the place to be. So many Jerseyans hit me up that this was their favorite place. I agree. It made the #1 slot.