This Guy Picked A Very Odd Place To Put His Chopsticks
Helpful hint – when using chopsticks be careful when dealing with someone who is allergic to wool.
Fuzzy’s Weird News goes international this week on the WDHA Morning Jolt with tales from Indonesia and Hanoi.
ANNOUNCER – Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.
FUZZY – Today in Weird News, we go international.
Students in Indonesia were in the middle of an exam when a teacher suddenly heard a lot of commotion.
Moments later, a baby was heard crying. The teacher found a student on the floor next to a live baby.
Both were quickly transported to the hospital.
School officials and the girl’s family said they had no idea she was pregnant and believed she was just slightly overweight.
Now I did hear it’s a common mistake in Indonesia to confuse a pregnant woman for being overweight. Honest mistakes like that could happen, but I do hope she did well in the exam.
If it was biology, I’m sure she aced it.
Be Careful With Those Chopsticks
And lastly in Weird News and American tourists in Vietnam went to the hospital complaining of severe headaches, and doctors diagnosed him with having chopsticks stuck in his skull.
The bizarre discovery came after five months of persistent headaches. A scan of his head did show a pair of wooden chopsticks pressing up against his brain, and he did recall a rowdy night some time ago when he was stabbed in the face with something sharp.
And on the phone with me now is our American tourist.
FUZZY – So sir, I have to admit, I don’t know where to start. Could you help me here?
AMERICAN TOURIST – Well thank you for having me on, Mr. Fuzzy. Let’s just say that rowdy night you spoke up, it was not a good night for amateur hour at Shenanigans Bar in Hanoi.
FUZZY – Amateur hour? Could you elaborate, sir?
AMERICAN TOURIST – When I was growing up, I always wanted to be a magician to entertain the kids. So I wanted to perform a disappearing act using chopsticks.
Then someone walked by the stage with the wool sweater on, but I’m allergic to wool. I sneezed really hard and before I knew it. The chopsticks disappeared from my hand, but I don’t know where they went.
I let me tell ya, it’s difficult to eat ramen noodles without chopsticks.
It wasn’t until months later till I found out where it disappeared too. I sneezed so hard they went right up my nostrils stabbing myself. You just can’t make this stuff up.
FUZZY – That’s incredible. I am sorry about the surgery, but looking at this way, the disappearing act worked.
AMERICAN TOURIST – Boy, did it ever! I got the standing ovation and was asked to come back. People ask all the time, where did the chopsticks go? But a magician never revealed his secret.
But for you Mr. Fuzzy, you know exactly what happened. Truth be told.
FUZZY – Why thank you, sir, but now I wish I never asked. Best of luck to you, sir, and if you ever do a show in the States, let me know. I would love to see a disappearing act.
AMERICAN TOURIST – I will. And now I plan on using something bigger than chopsticks since I’m using them wrong. Maybe I’ll try to make a couple of sheep disappear since their wool is responsible for what happened.
FUZZY – If you pull that off, the people will be amazed. If you could pull that off, sir, without it going up your nostrils, the world will be amazed.
And that’s DHA Weird News.
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It’s Terrie Carr, with a MASSIVE thanks to The Warning and their crew and fans for a beautiful day of music and great vibes as part of the WDHA Parking Lot Party 2024 series! What a tremendous afternoon.
About “The Warning”
I first became a fan 10 years ago, of these three sisters from Mexico –
Daniella Villarreal (Dani) Vocals, Guitar
Alejandra Villarreal – (Ale) Bass, Piano, Vocals
Paulina Villarreal- (Pau) Drums, Vocals
When I saw them performing Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” on Youtube as kids and was BLOWN AWAY!
Here they are performing Enter Sandman in 2022 at WDHA’s Rock The Park!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esGnW49vrMY
4 records, 2 EP’s and mega tours later supporting Muse, Foo Fighters, headlining tours of their own and a fanbase that is more loyal than your own ride or die, The Warning is a band that I am comfortable to say “Is the future of rock and roll” for sure.
They rock Brooklyn NY at The Warsaw on September 17th and 18th and stay tuned for more concert info.
Their Latest Release – “Keep Me Fed” Is Tremendous
12 killer tracks, with the first three singles charting on Billboard and showing the band’s reach, musical diversity, and tremendous growth. My record of the year so far.
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TC
