Lilo and Stitch Endure Fuzzy’s Fractured Treatment
Lilo and Stitch better be prepared because they’re up for fracturing on this week’s episode of Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales.
Lilo and Stitch – The Speed of Stitch
ANNOUNCER – It’s time to listen to one of our favorite magical stories. Erm, well, sort of.
It’s Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales on the WDHA Morning Jolt.
FUZZY – It’s time for another new episode, it’s Lilo and Stitch, in The Speed of Stitch.
There was once a blue alien with floppy ears named Stitch, who escaped his planet and made it to Earth.
In order to blend into society, he needed a job, so he got hired as a tour bus guide.
STITCH – All aboard! Please take a seat, and please enjoy the ride.
MR T – Cut out the jibber jabba, don’t be babbling like a fool, then shut your dang pie hole.
MAN – What the hell did you just say, boy? We speak English here. Who the hell hired a blue turd as yourself to drive a tour bus? I paid a lot of money for this ticket so the lunch better be good.
LADY – Ah dear, you know we got our tickets for free from AARP. Just take a seat and enjoy the sights.
Our blue little friend will take care of us.
MAN – I hope visiting Larry David’s home is part of this tour. I find his jokes about old people not funny at all. I’ll curbs his enthusiasm with my trusty cane.
FUZZY – As the bus doors closed, the tour got on its way. What was supposed to be a three-hour tour turned into 30 seconds when traveling at the Speed of Stitch.
STITCH -Good morning everyone and welcome to Stitch’s tour.
If you look to the right, we’re driving through a park, scaring the people. Look to the left, we’re crashing through an ice cream stand. Banana split, anyone?
Look straight ahead, we’re crashing through a shopping mall. The lingerie is on sale. I’m a size two.
I hope you enjoyed the tour bus ride. Good day!
MAN – Damn it boy, if my brains weren’t at my feet, I’ll run you over in my scooter. But I do feel a little bit lighter. Your bus ride loosened my stool and relieved my constipation. Thank goodness I remembered to put my diaper on.
Here’s a $2 tip. Good job you blue little turd. I’ll walk to Larry David’s house from here.
FUZZY – You see, if I was a nice guy, I’ll warn Larry before Gramps shows up. But I’m not.
I’ll see you guys later.
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