Lilo and Stitch Endure Fuzzy’s Fractured Treatment

Lilo and Stitch better be prepared because they're up for fracturing on this week's episode of Fuzzy's Fractured Fairy Tales.

ANNOUNCER - It's time to listen to one of our favorite magical stories. Erm, well, sort of.

It's Fuzzy's Fractured Fairy Tales on the WDHA Morning Jolt.

FUZZY - It's time for another new episode, it's Lilo and Stitch, in The Speed of Stitch.

There was once a blue alien with floppy ears named Stitch, who escaped his planet and made it to Earth.

In order to blend into society, he needed a job, so he got hired as a tour bus guide.

STITCH - All aboard! Please take a seat, and please enjoy the ride.

MR T - Cut out the jibber jabba, don't be babbling like a fool, then shut your dang pie hole.

MAN - What the hell did you just say, boy? We speak English here. Who the hell hired a blue turd as yourself to drive a tour bus? I paid a lot of money for this ticket so the lunch better be good.

LADY - Ah dear, you know we got our tickets for free from AARP. Just take a seat and enjoy the sights.
Our blue little friend will take care of us.

MAN - I hope visiting Larry David's home is part of this tour. I find his jokes about old people not funny at all. I'll curbs his enthusiasm with my trusty cane.

FUZZY - As the bus doors closed, the tour got on its way. What was supposed to be a three-hour tour turned into 30 seconds when traveling at the Speed of Stitch.

STITCH -Good morning everyone and welcome to Stitch's tour.

If you look to the right, we're driving through a park, scaring the people. Look to the left, we're crashing through an ice cream stand. Banana split, anyone?

Look straight ahead, we're crashing through a shopping mall. The lingerie is on sale. I'm a size two.

I hope you enjoyed the tour bus ride. Good day!

MAN - Damn it boy, if my brains weren't at my feet, I'll run you over in my scooter. But I do feel a little bit lighter. Your bus ride loosened my stool and relieved my constipation. Thank goodness I remembered to put my diaper on.

Here's a $2 tip. Good job you blue little turd. I'll walk to Larry David's house from here.

FUZZY - You see, if I was a nice guy, I'll warn Larry before Gramps shows up. But I'm not.

I'll see you guys later.

Dorothy + WDHA Parking Lot = AN AMAZING DAY! When Dorothy Martin and her incredible guitar player Luke stopped by on a rainy Wednesday to play a few tunes, answer some questions, and meet their fans, WDHA photographer Joseph Frazz was there to capture the action.

It's Terrie Carr and we love bringing fans to our home at WDHA to rock listener experiences and the chance to meet their favorite artists.

Dorothy Martin is a powerhouse vocalist who I first saw in 2016 and was blown away.

Her Roc Nation debut album "Rock Is Dead" is a must-listen with its bluesy, heavy, authentic vibe and her follow-up "28 Days In the Valley" showed a different, more organic side to this multi-faceted artist. When "Gifts From The Holy Ghost" came out in 2022, Dorothy was a bona fide rock star.

Dorothy stopped by WDHA to play for some lucky contest winners and she killed it.

Dorothy has a new tune that was produced by Scott Stevens (Exies member and songwriter and producer for Shinedown, Halestorm, Daughtry, and more) and we get a full record from her soon. She describes it as the heaviest record she's made and the most diverse.

Dorothy has connected BIG TIME with our WDHA listeners (I actually saw people start to cry when they met her) She is bigger than life. A total badass rockstar! https://dorothyonfire.com

Rock On Friends and I hope to see you in "The Lot"!