Each month, Florida Man seems determined to top his antics from the previous 30 days.

And somehow, he manages to succeed.

In the month of September, transportation appeared to be trending in the Sunshine State – stolen cars, torched vehicles, hamster wheels – you name it!

Getting robbed and arrested all in a matter of a few minutes? That seems like quite the feat.

Until you remember that it’s Florida Man we’re talking about.

And then there’s assault with a deadly lollipop.

What’s your favorite Florida Man story from September?

• Florida Man Would Have Been Far Better Off Just Eating the Lollipop

  Who doesn’t love lollipops? We’re pretty sure that Florida Man can be counted in the “yes” category when they’re being passed out.

  You go to the bank, and there they are at the counter. Oh sure, they’re supposed to be for the kids but you know you’ve taken one (or two) for yourself.

  Leave it to Florida Man to use a lollipop as a weapon.

  Florida Man Would Have Been Far Better Off Just Eating the Lollipop

• Only Florida Man Would Steal A Rolls Royce and Then Rent It Out

  This might be one of our all-time favorite Florida Man stories.

  There are only a handful of Rolls Royce Wraiths painted in this particular shade of purple. So what does Florida Man do when he steals it?

  He posts it for rent on social media.

  Only Florida Man Would Steal A Rolls Royce and Then Rent It Out

• Florida Man Gets Robbed And Arrested All In the Same Day

  Florida Man possesses some very unique traits. For example, how many people can claim they were robbed, call the police to report the theft, and then end up arrested?

  Florida Man Gets Robbed And Arrested All In the Same Day

• Jealous Florida Man Carries A Torch For Both His Girlfriend and Her Jaguar XE

  When a jealous Florida Man carries a figurative torch for his girlfriend, and a literal one for her Jaguar SE, you just KNOW you have a hot story on your hands.

  Jealous Florida Man Carries A Torch For Both His Girlfriend and Her Jaguar XE

• Florida Man and His Giant Hamster Wheel Go For the Grand Slam

  There’s nothing like having a hobby. In the case of Florida Man, it’s gone from a giant hamster wheel hobby to an obsession worthy of a grand slam.

  Now, if this story sounds familiar, well, it should because this is not the first time Baluchi has attempted this.

  There were similar stunts in 2014, 2016, and in 2021 which we had told you about in a previous episode of Florida Man Strikes Again.

  All of those episodes have ended with Coast Guard intervention.

  Florida Man and His Giant Hamster Wheel Go For the Grand Slam

Get The WDHA Setlist Newsletter Delivered To Your Inbox

The latest Rock news, intel on local events and concerts, plus exclusive contests, games, and more delivered right to your inbox.

Email *

Subscribe

By clicking "Subscribe" I agree to the website's terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I understand I can unsubscribe at any time.