So, we noticed you haven’t been opening our emails. We’re not going to make this awkward like that girl at the Marilyn Manson show at Birch Hill in the 90s…we all know how bad that was.
But we wanted to remind you what you get with these emails:
– First Access To Contests
– Exclusive Content
– Even the DJs in their “Birthday Suit” on your bday
If you want to keep getting these, great! If not, no hard feelings.