RANKING: Pantera’s New Christmas Apparel
Whether or not you like “ugly Christmas sweaters,” they’re a piece of clothing that won’t go away. So what better way to embrace this staple of the holidays than by combining it with the wonder that is metal?
A new line of Christmas apparel is now available at Pantera’s official webstore, and it includes two different knit sweaters, two crewneck sweatshirts and one hilariously festive t-shirt. In honor of their release, here’s our ranking of Pantera’s new Christmas apparel.
5. Psycho Holiday Crewneck
Comes in black (to match your soul), but it could use a bit more Christmas cheer.
https://panterastore.com/products/psycho-holiday-crewneck
4. Pantera Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt
A step up from the previous crewneck sweatshirt. The trees and skulls are a lovely touch.
https://panterastore.com/products/pantera-holiday-crewneck-sweatshirt
3. Pantera Knit Sweater
Now we’re in official “ugly Christmas sweater” territory with this beauty! Snowflakes, skulls AND reindeer?! Who wouldn’t love to don this sweater?!
https://panterastore.com/products/pantera-knit-sweater
2. Pantera Wreath T-shirt
Alright…we know a t-shirt being ranked so high on this list might upset some of you, but just look at it! It’s a wreath of pot leaves! Imagine wearing this to a family gathering and getting a compliment on it from an older relative who has poor eyesight and just thinks it’s a pretty wreath. This shirt is incredible!
https://panterastore.com/products/pantera-wreath-t-shirt
1. F*cking Christmas Holiday Sweater
C’mon, picking number one on this list was super easy. For starters, this sweater is about as loud as a Pantera show, and in case you needed any more convincing, it literally has “F*cking Christmas!!” on the front! Even Jesus would have re-spect for this sweater.
https://panterastore.com/products/fucking-christmas-holiday-sweater//
Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.
