Florida Man Breaks 1st Rule of Robbing A Bank

DATELINE - Eustis FL

First, we start with a disclaimer - we have ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF ROBBING A BANK.

EVER.

But, if we WERE to decide to rob a bank, there are a number of steps we would take like checking on an exit route, ascertaining the bank's on-site security system, knowing where tellers' stations are.

In other words, we could "case the joint."

But most important, if we were going to rob a bank, the absolute first thing we would do is make sure that it's a bank in the first place.

Apparently, Florida Man didn't get that memo.