Florida Man Loses Vending Machine Battle

DATELINE - Dundee FL

Florida Man must have really bought into that old advertising campaign that "things go better with Coca Cola" because when the vending machine he put his money didn't give him a Coke, but another beverage instead, he decided to take his frustrations out on the machine.

We don't know about you, but the idea of trying to punch a vending machine and thinking the machine would ultimately dispense the preferred beverage reeks of anger management issues.

The as-yet unidentified assailant is on the hook for $1500 in damages.

Perhaps he needs to take a page from this vintage Saturday Night Live clip.