Take off your pants, crack a beer and celebrate “3:16 Day” before we stomp a mudhole in your a** and walk it dry!

An almost all too-appropriate holiday before St. Patrick’s Day, “3:16 Day” honors everyone’s favorite Texas Rattlesnake, WWE Hall of Famer “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.

If you can’t have a Broken Skull IPA just yet, you can celebrate “3:16 Day” by enjoying the clips below of “Stone Cold” moments.

(WARNING: Some NSFW language ahead.)

The 'Austin 3:16' Promo (King of the Ring, 1996)
The promo that helped launch one of WWE’s biggest star and helped sell A TON of t-shirts. As far as promos go, they really don’t get more classic than this.
'Stone Cold' Stuns Mr. McMahon, Gets Arrested (Monday Night Raw, 9/22/1997)
Austin got to do things to his boss most of us only dream of doing. Seriously, who wouldn’t want to give a stunner to a superior that you just can’t stand?
'Stone Cold' Drives Zamboni To The Ring (Monday Night Raw, 9/28/1998)
Not quite sure Austin had a license to drive that Zamboni, but he managed to drive one to the ring during one fateful episode of Monday Night Raw.
'Stone Cold' Hits The Rock with a chair, Mankind wins WWF Championship (Monday Night Raw, January 4, 1999)
Yet another classic WWE moment involving Austin. The pop from the crowd once his music hits is just incredible.
'Steve Austin Tries Fancy Cocktails For The First Time' (BuzzFeed)
This hilarious moment came outside of the squared circle. Now, we all now Stone Cold loves himself a beer, but seeing him taste fancy cocktails for the first time is the best.

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