Run ON Dunkin’? Florida Man Runs FROM Dunkin’ and An Exploding Toilet
Dunkin’s “America Runs On Dunkin’” advertising slogan may need a bit of an update after Florida Man had to deal with what has been described as an exploding toilet, which…
Dunkin's "America Runs On Dunkin'" advertising slogan may need a bit of an update after Florida Man had to deal with what has been described as an exploding toilet, which he probably wanted to run from.
We've all no doubt encountered some strange things in public restrooms, most of which probably should only be discussed in private.
But this one may be the topper - flushing and expecting things to go in one direction only to find everything coming back up at you.
Among the many questions we have -
- What kind of maintenance was going on here?
- Why did it take Florida Man nearly two years to file this lawsuit?
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Winter Park and the Saga of Florida Man Paul Kerouac, who is seeking more than $50,000 in a lawsuit against Dunkin' Donuts.
It seems that back in January of 2022 - I'm not sure why it took him this long - he went into the men's room at a Dunkin' Donuts location in Winter Park and and experienced a toilet that exploded.
According to the filing of the lawsuit, Kerouac was covered with debris, including human excrement, as a result of the blast. The complaint argues that Dunkin' had a duty to warn customers like Kerouac about the issue, but failed to do so.
As a result, the filing said, Kerouac "unwittingly became the victim of the exploding toilet," as well as the aftermath of the incident, which I'm sure was a rather big mess.
Dunkin' is also accused of failing to adequately maintain the toilet in question or inspect it to determine whether or not it was a hazard to customers.
It's a big mess, as you can imagine.
"We are hopeful that the lawsuit will result in Mr. Kerouac being justly compensated for his injuries," the filing said, "even though the imagery will never be forgotten."
That is for sure.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For December 2023
The Christmas season is always a wonderfully festive time for many, and that includes Florida Man who had an epic month.
Whether it was flying Christmas trees, extravagant decorations on a home that no one knows who the owner is, or an attempt to meet with the general on a United States military base, Florida Man.
Every state has its colorful characters, but for some reason the phrase "Florida Man" immediately lets you know that you're about to hear a story that will defy most things considered logical.
And you can toss common sense out the window too.
Along with the Christmas tree - that is when you're not flinging it across the room at Florida Man.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for December?
Captain America - aka Florida Man - Claims To Have An Appointment With the General
Getting access to a military base means passing through security checkpoints as Florida Man found out recently when he tried to claim that Captain America was there to speak with the general.
In other words, think of this as a typical "Karen would like to speak with the manager" type of situation.
Florida Man Gets Trimmed By His Girlfriend’s Christmas Tree
Every family has its particular traditions when it comes to decorating for the Christmas holiday season. Most include some kind of Christmas tree. But when it comes to Florida Man and Florida Woman, how they trim their Christmas tree is apparently open to interpretation.
Florida Man’s Christmas Eve Included Doing Dirt Angels While Being Chased By Police
Florida Man being chased by the police isn’t anything new. Making dirt angels in the process and the fact that it happened on Christmas Eve probably shouldn’t shock you either.
Florida Man Has An Unusual Excuse When Cops Find Meth In His Underwear
Florida Man must either be running out of excuses or very creative, because the excuse he gave the cops when they found meth in his underwear was more than just a little unusual.
Either the Meth Fairy paid him a visit, or he has some very strange sleeping partners.
Florida Man May Be A Squatter But He Loves His Christmas Lights
Such a festive time of year, even for Florida Man who seems to like decorating the house. Even if he’s a squatter in a house doesn’t even belong to him.
The question is – who exactly DOES the house belong to?
