Run ON Dunkin’? Florida Man Runs FROM Dunkin’ and An Exploding Toilet
Dunkin’s “America Runs On Dunkin'” advertising slogan may need a bit of an update after Florida Man had to deal with what has been described as an exploding toilet, which he probably wanted to run from.
We’ve all no doubt encountered some strange things in public restrooms, most of which probably should only be discussed in private.
But this one may be the topper – flushing and expecting things to go in one direction only to find everything coming back up at you.
Among the many questions we have –
- What kind of maintenance was going on here?
- Why did it take Florida Man nearly two years to file this lawsuit?
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE – Winter Park and the Saga of Florida Man Paul Kerouac, who is seeking more than $50,000 in a lawsuit against Dunkin’ Donuts.
It seems that back in January of 2022 – I’m not sure why it took him this long – he went into the men’s room at a Dunkin’ Donuts location in Winter Park and and experienced a toilet that exploded.
According to the filing of the lawsuit, Kerouac was covered with debris, including human excrement, as a result of the blast. The complaint argues that Dunkin’ had a duty to warn customers like Kerouac about the issue, but failed to do so.
As a result, the filing said, Kerouac “unwittingly became the victim of the exploding toilet,” as well as the aftermath of the incident, which I’m sure was a rather big mess.
Dunkin’ is also accused of failing to adequately maintain the toilet in question or inspect it to determine whether or not it was a hazard to customers.
It’s a big mess, as you can imagine.
“We are hopeful that the lawsuit will result in Mr. Kerouac being justly compensated for his injuries,” the filing said, “even though the imagery will never be forgotten.”
That is for sure.
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