Florida Man aka Captain America Would Like To Speak With the General
Getting access to a military base means passing through security checkpoints as Florida Man found out recently when he tried to claim that Captain America was there to speak with…
Getting access to a military base means passing through security checkpoints as Florida Man found out recently when he tried to claim that Captain America was there to speak with the general.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - MacDill Air Force Base and the Saga of Florida man Baruch Roche II.
But before I tell you about him, I've got to set this up a little bit. You all know Mike Bufis, our promotions director. Mike is also one of the hosts of Metal With the Mikes - Mike Bufis, Mike Anthony, Friday nights at 11 o'clock.
Tonight as a matter of fact.
Mike is a huge Marvel Comics fan. Huge. Does a lot of cosplay. He made his own incredible Captain America costume. The amount of detail in this costume is staggering.
The reason I bring that up is Roche attempted to enter MacDill Air Force Base the other day in his car, but he was stopped by security personnel at the base gate.
I need to see some identification, sir
When they asked him for identification, he refused. He said, "I'm Captain America," and he demanded entry, claiming he had a meeting with a general to provide top secret information.
Now, to the best of my knowledge, Mike Bufis, whether he's in or out of costume, does not think that he is Captain America, nor does he go to United States Air Force bases claiming to have a meeting with the general to provide top secret information.
What's in the trunk, sir?
Well, Roche became argumentative and threatened to return daily to look for the officers who were denying him entry. Well, they had good reason to stop him because as security personnel searched his car, they found an AR-15 rifle plus five magazines loaded with 125 rounds of ammunition.
He was taken into custody and charged with attempted possession of a firearm in a federal facility. And I would imagine there are far more charges coming as well.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For November 2023
November was a big month for Florida Woman, who attempted to give Florida Man a real run for his money.
Whether it was attempting to hide in the cushions of a couch, or attempting to eat hundreds of dollars in counterfeit money, Florida Woman gave the authorities all they could handle.
We hold a special place in our hearts for the poor Florida Woman who has been told twice that she has been reported deceased. Imagine having to convince someone - not once but twice - that you're still very much alive!
What was your favorite Florida Man story for November?
Florida Woman’s Strange Hiding Place Didn’t Fool the Police
If Florida Woman thought she had the perfect (if a little strange) hiding place to fool the police, she had another thing coming.
Because if going through the couch cushions isn’t already standard operating procedure for Florida police officers, perhaps it should definitely be included, because you never know what you’re going to find.
What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money
Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.
And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth “because you never know where it’s been.
Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police
As a general rule, if someone steals something from you, one of the first things you should do is call the police. For one Florida Woman, her first instinct to call the police to report a theft turned out to be the worst thing she could have done.
Someone steals your pot and your first instinct is to report the theft to the police?
“I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python
It’s straight out of a Monty Python skit – a Florida Woman who’s been told she’s dead. Not once, but twice!
Michele McKenney is very much alive, but the state of Florida thinks she’s dead and it’s causing her a lot of problems, especially when it comes to collecting Social Security benefits for her and her son.
Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!
From speeds of 110 miles per hour on a motorcycle, to the fake “McLovin” license plate, to the time he made a phone call to Dear Old Mom, this is classic Florida Man at his best!
Calling Mom from the hospital while under arrest is one of Florida Man's more unique stories.
