Monsters Inc Turns From Dad Jokes To the Three Stooges
When two characters from Disney’s Monsters, Inc have an encounter with Michael Fuzzy Lee, expect the Dad Jokes to start flying!
And when that doesn’t work, we can always turn it into a Three Stooges episode.
We’ve captured it all in today’s episode of Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales.
Fractured Fairy Tales – Monsters Inc
ANNOUNCER – It’s time to listen to one of our favorite magical stories. Erm, well, sort of.
It’s Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales on the WDHA Morning Jolt.
FUZZY – And good morning boys and girls, it’s time to fracture another beloved Disney story. It’s Monsters Inc. – Tough Audience.
One night, Mike, a small one-eyed green monster with a wise-cracking veneer, emerged from a children’s bedroom closet to do his job – make kids laugh.
So he grabbed a microphone and started the show.
The Dad Jokes Start Flying
MIKE – Hey you guys, how are you doing tonight? it’s a pleasure to be here.
I see that your teeth are coming in, kids. So tell me, what does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics, get it?
Well, at least he don’t have wooden teeth like George Washington.
Hey little girl, I see that you like to drink water. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
FUZZY – With nothing but silence from the two kids, Mike clearly knows he’s in for a long night.
His partner, Sully, a large hairy blue monster with fangs, whispered through the closet door to him.
SULLY – Mike, you’ll need to stop, the jokes aren’t working.
MIKE – Oh, shut the hell up, you big blue turd, I’m just starting.
Alright kids, maybe you’re too old for those jokes. It’s time to break out my A material.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? If we work together, we could stop this crap.
Here’s another one, why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road? It not stuck in the crack.
FUZZY – With the sound of crickets from the audience, Sully knew it was time to put the show to rest.
A Three Stooges Episode Breaks Out!
He took a cane and pulled Mike out by hooking it around his arms, but all he did was ram Mike up against the closet door constantly.
The kids started to laugh.
SULLY – Why holy crap, you did it, Mike! They’re amused!
MIKE – You see, ya big blue buffoon? They love my material, they’re not a tough audience.
Alright kids, you want to hear more?
How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or you’re taking s**t from someone.
SULLY – I don’t know, Mike, I think your audience is more into physical comedy than toilet humor.
MIKE – Oh really?
Hey kids, watch me hit Sully over the head with this cane.
You may be right, Sully.
FUZZY – Well, I thought their jokes were appropriate for the audience, I would give them a standing ovation.
See you guys next week.
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WDHA's Rock The Rock Fest, What To Know Before You Go
WDHA’s Rock The Rock Fest 2024 Is HERE!
As we head into Rock The Rock Fest Week, we like to provide you with our most frequently asked questions and basically a “What To Know Before You Go” -WDHA Listener Guide!
ABOUT WDHA’S Rock The Rock Fest
This is the station’s 3rd Rock The Rock Fest Party – with past bands being Godsmack, Breaking Benjamin, The Pretty Reckless, Beartooth, Three Days Grace, Black Veil Brides and many more.
This year it’s an action-packed event, with Staind, Seether, The Struts, Dayseeker and Ayron Jones on the MAIN stage.
The VIP Experience Includes, Ayron Jones, Plush and Tim Montana each performing a few acoustic songs for a private group of VIP Ticket Holders and a few members of Staind present for a fan signing. We also have our live WDHA Broadcast, with a few hours of pre-concert coverage with band interviews as you are heading into the show!
Every year there are frequently asked questions that come our way, most frequently, set times, line order and more, so this is your “WDHA ROCK THE ROCK FEST 2024- What To Know Before You Go” guide – to hopefully answer any of your questions and help you navigate the show.
If you won tickets from WDHA you should have received them- Tickets are still available and will be available night of show so get yours! We have tickets available at many price points- starting at just $34!
Show Ticketmaster Link
And as always- feel free to give us a call with any questions- 973-455-1055 OR 973-292-1055.
CHEC OUT THE RTRF VIP EXPERIENCE VIDEO –
WDHA RTRF 2023 Artist Interviews (Video)
We can’t wait to see you at the show! WDHA Rock Family RULES!
Where Will WDHA Be and What Time Does The Broadcast Start?
Photo Credit- Joe Frazz
WDHA will be located on the main concourse- Where the main bar – known as “The Fire and Ice Bar” is located – and our Broadcast begins at 2p and runs through 6:45p- Feel free to stop by and see us pre-show!
We have pre-concert interview coverage with the artists on the air beginning at 2p with PLUSH,
Where Do I Park?
There are many parking options at and new The Prudential Center. Here is a link to Parking Information- Parking At The Prudential Center
Many concert goers prefer the “Pre-Paid” Parking, keep in mind the show is expected to end close to 11p, so keep that in mind when pre-paying for your parking.
There is also on street parking options, if you would like to try.
Personally, I prefer the lot adjacent to the Prudential. Easy, underground, but that’s just my personal preference!What Time Does The Show Start?
Ayron Jones rocks the VIP experience
WDHA’s Rock The Rock Fest is known for running promptly, so barring any band emergencies – times are pretty exact!
General Public Doors- 4:30p
VIP Package Doors- 4:00p
Main Stage Start- 5:30p with Ayron JonesWe encourage you to get in early, to experience the diverse 5 band bill and support the show openers – Ayron Jones and Dayseeker who each bring something unique and incredible to the bill.
What Is The Run Of Show/Band Setlist Times?
The fans RULE
Want To Make Sure You Don’t Miss Your Favorite Band?
Here’s the Run of Show- Band Times-VIP Doors- 4p
Doors To The General Public- 4:30p
VIP Party Starts- 4:30p
VIP Performances- 4:30- Plush
Ayron Jones
Tim MontanaMAIN STAGE-
5:30- Ayron Jones
6:20p- Dayseeker
7:15p- The Struts
8:20p- Seether
9:45p- StaindWhere to Eat?
There are so many amazing places near The Prudential Center to get your pre-game on- BUT I have to say- there are also some killer options right at the venue to eat, drink and pre-game with your concert crew.
Personally, I love to eat IN the venue- the food is great, staff is awesome and I don’t miss any of the show! It’s the best!Here are some GREAT options close to the Prudential Center – Places To Eat Near Prudential
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Places to eat in Prudential Center- Places To Eat In Prudential Center
What's The Merch Situation?
WDHA’s Rock The Rock Fesr 2024 Bracelet
There is merch for everyone- Band merch, Official Rock The Rock Fest t-shirts and of course we have our commemorative WDHA Rock The Rock Fest 2024 Bracelets – courtesy of Strung – with a portion of proceeds benefitting The American Foundation For Suicide Prevention-
The RTRF VIP Experience
Prudential Lounge
Plush rocks the acoustic VIP
Ayron Jones rocks the VIP experience
Tim Montana will rock a few acoustic tunes for us in VIP!
This year the Rock The Rock Fest VIP experience will be held in The Prudential Lounge-
Enter at 165 Mulberry Street – VIP Doors are promptly at 4p and the VIP Experience starts shortly after 4:30-
There are complimentary Hors d’oeuvres, cash bar, and three acoustic performances (roughly 3 songs each) from Plush, Ayron Jones and Tim Montana – Members of the band Staind will be signing at the VIP as well, an item provided by the show so please do not bring any personal items.
