This Amazon Driver Isn’t Letting Anything Stop Him
An Amazon driver isn’t letting any kind of SWAT-team incident get in the way of his delivery schedule on today’s episode of Weird News.
This Amazon Driver Isn’t Stopping For Anything
ANNOUNCER – Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.
FUZZY – Today in Weird News, an Amazon driver in North Carolina made a commitment to deliver all his packages and isn’t going to let anything get in his way.
As law enforcement was engaged in a 24-hour standoff with an armed suspect barricaded inside the house, an Amazon delivery man got out of his truck, walked towards a SWAT team member, and handed a package to the officer.
He then snapped a photo of the delivery as proof that the package has arrived on time.
I must admit, I’m quite impressed with his punctuality.
He was calm, cool, and nonchalant during the entire standoff.
I wonder if this is part of the delivery man’s creed that Newman had to follow back in the day – “Nor rain, nor snow, nor large SWAT team presence with an armed suspect….”
Ah, well, there you have it.
I’m sure if a Calzone was involved his opinion would change.
Nonetheless, I would rate the delivery experience hands down, five stars, or should I say hands up since we are dealing with the SWAT team?
And lastly in Weird News, subway workers in New York called police after they saw a cat inside one of the underground tunnels.
When officers showed up, they found the fright and feline tangled up in the feather boa. It’s unknown how the cat became wrapped up in such a fashionable accessory, whether it had been playing with it and got tangled, or if someone tied her up in it.
I guess that’s a good question to ask, but I wonder if this is part of some deep underground lifestyle of cats we humans just don’t know about.
Next on the catwalk we have Beyo, a frightened feline who appears to be sporting a pink feather boa.
Designed by hand using the latest materials, any playful and curious cat can find themselves in a tangled mess in just a few short minutes.
Just like chasing a red dot of a laser pointer on the wall or jumping on top of a toy mouse on his stick, exhaustion will soon take over any frisky feline looking for help from their human master.
Let’s give a round of applause to Beyo the cat as she struts herself back down the catwalk with such poise and delicacy.
And at this time we can start taking bids on this beautiful boa.
That is a nice starting bid. Come on people, don’t be cheap.
An underground fashion show for cats? Nah, that can’t be going on, it’s gotta be a conspiracy theory.
And that’s DHA’s Weird News.
