A School Field Trip Goes Awry Plus A Thirsty Camel
A School field trip that really goes awry, and a thirsty camel named Fergie who, thankfully, did NOT go on that school trip.
That’s on tap in this week’s episode of Weird News.
ANNOUNCER – Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee
A School Field Trip Gone Awry
FUZZY – Today in Weird News, a 32-year-old Ohio man hopped into a school bus and led police on an hour-long high-speed chase which took them over state lines into Indiana.
Luckily, the bus, which was supposed to be used for a school field trip, had no students on board.
Police say the man eventually drove the bus off the road and continued leading them through corn fields and yards. Officers eventually deployed spikes on the road which flattened the tires and stopped the bus in the middle of the field.
AUDIO – Oh, well thank God, that’s over. I was worried there for a second.
FUZZY – Ohio Man really gives a whole new meaning when it comes to school field trip.
You’re not supposed to take it literally and drive through a field, you’re supposed to take a bus, preferably filled with kids, to the Land of Make-Believe or Sesame Place or Diggerland.
That’s a construction theme park where you can operate an excavator and expand the property.
If you had a bus-load of kids, it’s like cheap labor for the theme park and a fun place to give the cops a run for their money, too.
It’s a win-win for everybody.
Just try to avoid the spike strips when you arrive.
A Very Thirsty Camel
And lastly in Weird News, Tuesday is now hump day at an in-and-out burger location in Las Vegas when the camel appeared at a drive-through window wanting fries.
A man walked his camel, Fergie, to the drive-through to order food.
Workers there were shocked, but it was the highlight of the night.
The man explained to them that Fergie is 14 years old and loves French fries. According to the man’s Instagram page, Fergie also enjoys eating at Wendy’s and local bagel shops.
I do have a clip of them placing an order, so let’s roll it.
AUDIO – Hello there, just looking for a late-night snack for me and my camel friend.
Could I order the number one for myself, please, with extra cheese and jalapenos? Hopefully it won’t make me run home to drop a number, too.
And for my camel friend Fergie over here, she’ll take 25 orders of your crunchy fries and 25 orders of your sweet potato fries.
They really help keep her hump nice and strong.
She’ll also take a 100-gallon to orders, so please, you can just feed it to her through a garden hose. Just don’t tell your manager when he gets the water bill.
You know what they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Very good. That’s $145, sir. Happy Tuesday hump day.
FUZZY – That is one expensive date. And that is DHA’s Weird News.