You’ll Never Watch “Raising Arizona” the Same Way Again
The movie Raising Arizona is one of my favorites. With a great performance from Nicolas Cage, and the humor of the Coen Brothers, it’s hard to beat.
But after listening to this week’s edition of Weird News, I doubt you’ll ever be able to watch the movie the same way ever again.
ANNOUNCER – Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.
FUZZY – Today in Weird News, it’s all about the Huggies.
A 25-year-old South Carolina man went into a Dollar General store with a gun and demanded diapers.
After he grabbed two packages of Huggies, workers gave the police a description of him and he was captured about a mile away.
He is a convicted felon, charged with armed robbery, and unlawfully possessing a gun.
Raising Arizona
Sounds like this guy gets all his evil ideas from the movie Raising Arizona.
If memory serves me correctly, that is right around the time Gale popped his head out of the ground from his prison break. And that’s also around the time Hi carjacked some guy’s truck trying to get away from the police.
Do criminals still wear panties on their head while robbing a store? This article doesn’t get into that if South Carolina man had one or not.
It’s kind of disappointing. I would really like to know. Yee-ee-ee! Ah, stealing Huggies is so much fun!
Breaking Burrito News
And we got a breaking story coming to the Weird News desk.
Apparently, a stretch of Interstate 80 in Nebraska was shut down for several hours when a cattle truck collided with a burrito truck.
And with me right now is Poppa Woody who was live on the scene in Chopper 1.
So Poppa, what do you see?
POPPA WOODY – Well thank you Mr. Fuzzy. I gotta say, this is the burritos lover dream come true.
You got burritos on one side of the road and fresh ground beef on the other side. It’s so fresh the cattle is still walking on all fours.
FUZZY – But Mr. Woody, was anybody hurt in the accident? id anyone die?
PW – The only one dying right now from what I see is my appetite. I’m dying of hunger and in just a couple of minutes that cow will die as I turn him into ground beef.
So I’m gonna attempt to land on the highway and grab an early lunch and make a mission burrito, because I’m on a mission.
It’s a good thing mama packed me some rice and beans. It’s gonna go perfect with this burrito. I kind of wish I had some sour cream in my pocket to go with this, but oh well.
So please excuse me Mr. Fuzzy as I make myself an early lunch. If there are any leftovers I’ll bring you back one.
But don’t count on it.
This is Papa Woody signing off.
FUZZY – Well thank you, Poppa. That’s very kind of you.
And that’s DHA’s Weird News.