The Cast of Toy Story Saves For Taylor Swift
The Toy Story cast saves up for a Taylor Swift concert tickets, and the results are about what you would expect from an episode of Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales.
Toy Story Saves For Taylor Swift
ANNOUNCER – It’s time to listen to one of our favorite magical stories. Erm, well, sort of. It’s Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales on the WDHA Morning Jolt.
FUZZY – To infinity and beyond!
And good morning everyone, just watching one of my favorite animated movies, which leads me to today’s episode, it’s Toy Story Money Matters.
One day Woody and Buzz Lightyear were speaking with Ham, the piggy bank. They were trying to determine what that jingling sound was coming from his belly.
WOODY – Ham, are you feeling okay? I hear jingling and jangling every step you take.
If you add a little backbeat to that butt of yours, you’ll sound like a bad version of Bobby Helms’ “Jingle Bell Rock.”
BUZZ – Yeah, Ham. If you don’t cut that crap out, I’ll turn you into a ham sandwich.
And if you’re so desperate to get into the music industry, call that Taylor Swift broad. She’ll teach you how to overcharge for concert tickets, you know what I’m saying.
AUDIO – What? What are you talking about?
HAMM – No, no, no, you have it all wrong.
I’m a piggy bank. Andy puts money in my slot so he can purchase things for later. People love their money.
Saving For Taylor Swift Ticket Prices
FUZZY – As Woody and Buzz thought about it, an idea came to mind. Maybe they should save money too.
WOODY – Of course, save money! Let me jump into computer and see how much Taylor’s next concert will cost so I know how much to save.
BUZZ – Oh, screw that Woody, I got a better idea.
How about I blast this piggy bank slot, open with my ray gun, take the money, and buy a rocket so I can visit Taylor’s **** at the speed of light. Oh, yeah.
HAMM – Ah, Buzz, you may want to check the oxygen levels in your space suit. You’re talking like a sick pervert. I should report you to the Swiftie security team. Let them deal with you.
FUZZY – Just as Buzz was about to blast him and take the money, Woody screamed out with surprise
while shopping online.
WODDY – What? You got to be kidding me. Her concerts are sold out? I bet you it’s those scalpers!
They buy all the tickets in advance and rip you off at the end. Money matters to them like it does to me.
BUZZ – Well, Woody, looks like you won’t be getting close to Taylor’s **** anytime soon. But in the meantime, could you buy me a rocket so I can get out of this sh** hole?
FUZZY – It’s always those damn scalpers and bots that screw this up for everybody. And at the end, we all miss Taylor Swift.
This stinks.
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5 Pet Friendly Places That Rock In NJ Pt. 1
Pet Friendly- Two words I love! Spending time with our best furry friends is epic, not only for them but for us too. I love doing things with my pup Rosie. Losing two dogs in just under two years taught me how limited our time is with them.
Whether they are older or young, you just never know how much time you have with your dog, and with close to 45% of American Households having at least 1 dog as part of the family, it would make sense to have the business community recognizing that dogs are a part of our daily routines.
There are quite a few great places to head with your pet, for a variety of activities so as we move into the summer months, I decided to put together a list per month with some “pawsome”, highly rated and recommended spots for New Jersey Dog Lovers.
I love hanging with Rosie Carr- we always have a blast!
WHAT IS “PET FRIENDLY”?
Pretty simple- “An establishment allowing patrons to bring their pets“.
However, as pet humans, we also need to respect the landscape of rules and behaviors of other patrons, to push the cause forward to allowing more pets in more places! If your dog barks incessantly at other dogs or humans, public places may not be the best outings for your dog and can be stressful for not only your pup, but for you and others as well.
I know the places that Rosie Carr excels in and that’s usually where we head. She can be loud, and I am always aware of that! Basically- “Know The Room” and act accordingly.
So get ready to check out some cool new “Pet Friendly” places for May to check out with your pup. Everywhere from eateries, to breweries, to museums! And please, if you have a pet-friendly establishment that you think I should include, email me at [email protected] and send me your thoughts. (and your photos!) Click the links below the name of each pet-friendly place for their website-
Check Out More Of My Pet Related Content
- WDHA’s Dog Days Of Summer Event 6-1
- WDHA’s Rock N’ Ruff Adoptable Page
- 5 Tips Before Adopting A New Pet
- A Dozen Doggie Tunes To Celebrate Your Pup
- The Benefits Of Adopting A Senior Pup
You Can also check out vacation spots to bring your best bud on “Bring Fido”- Featuring Pet-Friendly Hotels and Travel all over Bring Fido
