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Fuzzy Turns Alice In Wonderland’s Dream Into A Nightmare

Author Jim Monaghan

Lewis Carroll wrote Alice In Wonderland in 1865 and this beloved children’s tale has been in print ever since.

It’s also been translated into more than 170 languages, which is quite the remarkable feat.

The meaning behind the story has been dissected hundreds of times over the years, but no interpretation can come close to the nightmare that Fuzzy has turned it into in this week’s episode of Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales.

ANNOUNCER = It’s time to listen to one of our favorite magical stories. Well, sort of.

It’s Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales on the WDHA Morning Jolt.

Alice In Wonderland’s Dream

FUZZY – A nice hot cup of tea on this cold day. Good morning boys and girls, let’s jump into today’s story, Alice in Wonderland – A Mouse In the House.

Alice was always a daydreamer and dreamt of many strange people. As she told her sister about the characters she met, they all seemed so real.

ALICE – You will not believe this. I attended the strangest tea party hosted by Mad Hatter, who looks like a deranged mime.  A March hare who looks like Bugs Bunny on crack and a dormouse who was a lazy piece of s***.

The only person missing was Marty Moose from Wally World.  Where are the Griswolds when you need them?

AUDIO – I gotta be crazy.  I’m gonna pilgrimage and see him move.  Praise Marty Moose!

SISTER – Oh dear, that is a weird dream.  Sounds like Wonderland to me.

ALICE – It’s not Wonderland.  It’s a psycho ward featuring a cast of characters from a geriatrics club.  The next time I dream of that place, I’ll bring Gallagher and Pee Wee Herman.  They’ll fit right in.

A Cup of Tea Would Be Nice

FUZZY – As Alice continued with her dream, she poured herself a cup of tea when suddenly the lid fell off the pot and a whiskered face popped out.  It was doormouse.

ALICE – What are you doing here? I thought it was just a dream.

MOUSE – You’ll know this tea will taste better with some whiskey. Listen, I’m quite sleepy right now. Can I take a nap on your ta ta’s? They sure look comfy.

ALICE – Get out of here you sick pervert and go back to the insane asylum where you came from.

FUZZY – Alice slammed the lid back on the pot and quickly ran to the stove. With the flame turned up, there’s more than one way to deal with a mouse in the house.

MOUSE – Boy, I ask for a little hospitality and I get a hot bath. Do you have a screw of brush so you can wash my back for me? And if you have some jam, could you put some on my nose? It’s very soothing.

The Hard Stuff Might Be Better Than the Tea

FUZZY – Well boys and girls, there’s one thing about this episode that makes sense – whiskey. I should have had that instead of the tea.

MORE FUZZY’S FRACTURED FAIRY TALES

5 Amazing Videos Of Kids Playing Rock Music

There’s so much great content on YouTube. There are silly videos. Instructional courses. And of course, kids doing cool things. Like playing rock tunes! If you’ve seen the O’Keefe’s Music Foundation channel, you know that over the years they’ve uploaded some really inspiring content. They just did it again with their most recent video. Let’s take a look at 5 Amazing videos of kids playing rock music!

But before we dive in, you might be asking, what is this foundation? They explain it like this on their website- The O’Keefe Music Foundation is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) music organization that offers FREE music lessons, FREE music camps, FREE recording sessions, and FREE music videos to young musicians from around the world! With your help, all children, regardless of economic circumstance, gain access to high-quality music education, top-of-the-line instruments, professional recording equipment, and the ability to follow their dreams!

ALSO SEE: The Best Mashups Of New Jersey Rockers

It’s a very cool concept and an important one as kids learning music can be such a game-changer for their lives. It can give them confidence and self-esteem. It provides an outlet for fun. And also has them doing something safe and productive. This place is based out of Ohio and I have to say I was blown away when I saw an old video they did years ago. Then today, I was reminded of them since their recent post popped up on my socials and I was like man, more people need to watch these kids. It’s very impressive.

My son always says he wants to learn drums like me but doesn’t push it. And when my wife and I discuss lessons he starts to become wishy-washy, so we don’t want to push it. We figure, if he really wants to learn an instrument one day, he’ll make it known. As for the kids in these videos, they’re doing it and knocking it out of the park!

Let’s take a look at 5 Amazing videos of Kids playing rock music!

  • COWBOYS FROM HELL

    Maybe the kid singing doesn’t sound like Phil Anselmo, but tell me this isn’t fun to watch! It’s a great job.

  • WISH - NINE INCH NAILS

    Trent Reznor would be proud.  This was the first album (ep) I bought from NIN.  And they do such a great rendition of the hit song.

  • BULLS ON PARADE - RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

    Tight, rockin, and some good rap skills.  It’s even censored!

  • SOBER - TOOL

    Their Tool cover is on point!  I like that it’s a different interpretation and has it’s own vie.  Really cool!

  • NUMBER OF THE BEAST - IRON MAIDEN

    Bruce Dickinson look out lol!  These kids are talented.  Fun watch and great sound!

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