Fuzzy’s TV Spin-Off Means A Bizarre Night Court-Coneheads Mashup

Who doesn't love a good TV spin-off? In Fuzzy's hands, a spin-off turns into a bizarre Night Court-Coneheads mashup that pretty much defies description.

Television spin-offs are a staple of the industry, going as far back as the 1940's.

Some spin-offs are better than the original show.

Some spin-offs are just abject failures - look no further than Joanie Loves Chachi.

All In the Family - The Jeffersons, Maude
Cheers - Frasier
Friends - Joey
Happy Days - Joanie Loves Chachi, Laverne & Shirley
How I Met Your Mother - How I Met Your Father
That 70's Show - That 90's Show
The Big Bang Theory - Young Sheldon
The Real Housewives of Orange County - all those other Real Housewives of... shows

And let's not forget about TV shows that have turned into movies, either.

Batman, Mission Impossible, The Addams Family, and The Man From U.N.C.L.E. are just a small sample of shows that have moved on to the big screen.

In this week's episode of Fuzzy's Weird News, the one and (thankfully) only Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee goes a step further.

He takes a popular sitcom of the 1980's and 90's in Night Court, and does a mash up with the Conehead characters found in Saturday Night Live.

The results?

About what you might expect from Fuzzy.

Time now for WDHA's Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee

Today in Weird News, a 64-year-old Massachusetts woman, a big fan of The Bold and the Beautiful, is accused of trying to poison her 73-year-old husband who fell ill after eating a bowl of soup.

The couple's daughter, who suspected something wasn't right, noticed text messages on her mother's phone from someone named Thorsten asking her to send him money and urging her to get rid of her husband.

The 73-year-old did recover from the poisoning and did recall how bitter the soup was.

The Thorsten on her phone was not the real Bold and the Beautiful star. He was a scammer who just milked around $8,000.

Wow, with all the drama going on, you could take parts of this story, sprinkle in a little comedy, and you get a Night Court episode with Judge Stone.

JUDGE STONE - Order in the court! Will the defendant please rise and state your case?

OLD LADY - Your Honor, I really didn't mean to poison my husband. I just wanted to be with my new boyfriend, Thorsten Scammer, the TV star. He makes me feel young again.

ATTORNEY DAN FIELDING - Your Honor, as a defendant's lawyer, met the record show, but a 64-year-old client has two protruding goiters coming from her neck like waffle cones.

She may be related to space aliens, but I assure you, she ain't bald, she ain't beautiful, and she ain't no vanilla soft-serve ice cream either.

JUDGE STONE - Mr. Fielding, you're supposed to defend your client, not mock her. You do this all the time.

ATTORNEY FIELDING - Yeah, well-being real lawyer is overrated. Aren't we done yet? Oh, calm down.

JUDGE STONE - Listen, lady, I have to send you to jail, but we do have incredible counselors available for you to address your loneliness. I present to you, Beldar and Prymaat, the Coneheads.

Would you please tell us about yourselves?

We'll start with you, Beldar.

BELDAR - Greetings. I am a driving instructor.

PRYMAAT - I'm Prymaat. I maintain our home base and enjoy preparing mass quantities, of some consumables for my family unit.

OLD LADY - Why, thank you, Judge, for the counselors. We have so much in common. Your cone is as big as my cone. I would pay you for your time, but I'm out $8,000. But tell me, do you enjoy soup?

PRYMATT - Certainly, we would enjoy consuming mass quantities of any substance you have to offer.

LAWYER FIELDING - Oh, Lord, I think I heard enough.

JUDGE STONE - And with that, justice has now been served. This court is adjourned.

FUZZY - And that's DHA's Weird News.

FUZZY - Aw, shucks. That is kind of a bummer for a kid, and that's DHA's Weird News.

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Spring is really in full swing now and it feels great. Sure, in Jersey, we get hit-or-miss weather (so do most places). However, we’ve had a few really Spring-like days here and it’s so nice. Soon the weather will heat up and it’ll be time to head to the beach or spend the day by the pool. Of course, you’ll want to look and feel your best, so let’s take a look at 5 great ways to Shape Up this Spring in Jersey.

Let me start by stating that I am not a doctor. Actually, I know so little about the medical field that it bears repeating – I am not a doctor. So if you are going to take any of my ideas for getting in better shape and put them to use, I ask that you check with your doctor first! And remember that no matter what you do to try and get healthier, take it slow. If you’re like me, you want immediate results. But unfortunately, that’s not usually how it works. It takes time. Be okay with that and you won’t get discouraged.

What I’m listing below are only a few of the ways you can get in shape or more fit. Keep in mind that here in Jersey we have so much for you to do and try and the possibilities of finding some good, healthy activities are almost endless.

Whether you are into being outdoors or staying in the air conditioning, there really is something for almost everyone. Keep in mind though – it is Spring, so you really should take advantage of that warmer, pleasant weather. I mean, you’ve been cooped up inside your house for the past several months, so why not get out and enjoy something fun?!

Below, let’s take a look at 5 great ways to shape up this Spring in Jersey.

Morris County has some awesome spots to walk! Walking is great for cardiovascular health and can be relaxing too!!

https://www.morrisparks.net/parks-trails/find-a-park/

Great for the mind and body!  And this place is offering free online classes, but is accepting donations! Check them out or a Yoga Studio by you!

https://www.newarkyogamovement.org/freeclasses

You can take dance lessons at a local school.  You can do a dance workout at home or much simpler.....turn up the tunes in your house and get wild.  It will release endorphins and although you may look silly it has some great benefits.

You can find a place offering a boot camp.  They are high intensity workouts that can help you get in better shape!  Call your local gym or search online for a spot!

You can take a stroll through the mall.  Maybe head to your downtown area and walk a few blocks while browsing.  Or park far away as you actually shop some stores!