What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money
Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.
And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth “because you never know where it’s been.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE – North Miami Beach and the saga of Florida Woman Zipporah Abraham.
Now Florida Man or Florida Woman going to Walmart, not an unusual occurrence. Unfortunately, shoplifting happens on a regular basis all over the place. Not just in Florida, not just at Walmart.
And here’s the deal with Abraham.
She went up to the counter with more than $800 worth of merchandise in her cart. Maybe she’s getting some holiday shopping done. But when she handed over the cash, the employees grew a little suspicious.
Well, that’s when she took the cart and headed for the exit, the shopping cart was still full of items.
A “loss prevention officer” stopped her and led her into an office for questioning. Police were then called. They placed Abraham under arrest, and she was asked to remove the jewelry from her wrists so that they could handcuff her.
What to do with that money
Well, that’s when she sprung into action, quickly shoving $200 worth of counterfeit money into her mouth and tried to eat it.
When you were a kid, did mom say, don’t put money in your mouth? You never know where it’s been.
Who knows where this money was from?
Abraham was arrested. She was charged with grand theft and counterfeiting. She remains in jail on a $10,000 bond.
I would highly suggest that she not try to use any of that counterfeit money to pay the bond.