What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money
Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with…
Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.
And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth "because you never know where it's been.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - North Miami Beach and the saga of Florida Woman Zipporah Abraham.
Now Florida Man or Florida Woman going to Walmart, not an unusual occurrence. Unfortunately, shoplifting happens on a regular basis all over the place. Not just in Florida, not just at Walmart.
And here's the deal with Abraham.
She went up to the counter with more than $800 worth of merchandise in her cart. Maybe she's getting some holiday shopping done. But when she handed over the cash, the employees grew a little suspicious.
Well, that's when she took the cart and headed for the exit, the shopping cart was still full of items.
A "loss prevention officer" stopped her and led her into an office for questioning. Police were then called. They placed Abraham under arrest, and she was asked to remove the jewelry from her wrists so that they could handcuff her.
What to do with that money
Well, that's when she sprung into action, quickly shoving $200 worth of counterfeit money into her mouth and tried to eat it.
When you were a kid, did mom say, don't put money in your mouth? You never know where it's been.
Who knows where this money was from?
Abraham was arrested. She was charged with grand theft and counterfeiting. She remains in jail on a $10,000 bond.
I would highly suggest that she not try to use any of that counterfeit money to pay the bond.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For October 2023
We have to admit, it was kind of hard to pick our top five "Florida Man Strikes Again" stories for the month of October because there was just so many good ones to choose from.
We had stolen vehicles, drugs (LOTS of drugs), a return from the dead that was harder than Florida Man certainly would have wanted to be, a return to the scene of the crime, and we couldn't leave out a bad movie choice by a teacher for his students.
Choosing only five meant leaving some real gems behind.
What was your favorite Florida Man story for October?
Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women
We don’t know about you, but if we were to commit a crime, probably the absolute last place we would venture 24 hours later would be the exact scene of that crime.
And yet that is exactly what these two Florida Women did.
Florida Man Returns From the Dead In Time For Halloween
Of all the many things Florida Man has done, making a return from the dead in time for Halloween ranks among his biggest accomplishments.
Who else could go from a minor car accident to having to prove he's still very much alive?
https://wdhafm.com/2023/10/31/florida-man-returns-from-the-dead-just-in-time-to-celebrate-halloween/
Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned
Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must have had some really wild plans.
Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh
Remember how excited you used to get as a kid when the teacher decided to show a movie to the class?
And if the class got to pick the film, that made it even better.
Unless you happen to have Florida Man as your teacher.
Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car
Florida Man was in need a job. So he went on a job interview.
For some reason, he decided to steal a car in the parking lot of the interview, a Cadillac SUV.
Turns out it was the worst possible car he could have chosen, thanks to GM’s OnStar Guardian feature which apparently can take command of the vehicle at the worst possible time for Florida Man.
