Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned
Have your weekend plans made yet? Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must…
Have your weekend plans made yet? Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must have had some really wild plans.
Either that, or he was looking to pick up some quick cash selling some stolen drugs.
Some? Make that a LOT of stolen drugs as you'll see here.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Orlando and the Saga of Florida Man Thomas Mues, who walked into a CVS drugstore and gave employees a handwritten note indicating that this was a robbery, that he had a weapon, and he would shoot someone unless he was given all of the bottles of the following - oxycodone, hydrocodone, Xanax, Adderall, liquid codeine - all of the bottles.
Oh, and one more request. He wanted all of the Viagra.
The note said, "This is an armed robbery. Please cooperate. I don't want to hurt you. You are not to alarm anybody, or I will shoot the closest person to me."
Florida Man's Attempted Getaway
Well, he did make his way out of the CVS store with a bag full of prescription medication, including the Viagra. He was apprehended by police a short distance from the CVS.
He's now facing several robbery, trafficking, and possession charges. Police say that Mues came from his Jacksonville home to Orlando to carry out this theft.
He also confessed to a similar robbery in Central Florida.
So either he was planning on reselling this, especially the Viagra, or he had a big weekend planned.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For September 2023
Each month, Florida Man seems determined to top his antics from the previous 30 days.
And somehow, he manages to succeed.
In the month of September, transportation appeared to be trending in the Sunshine State - stolen cars, torched vehicles, hamster wheels - you name it!
Getting robbed and arrested all in a matter of a few minutes? That seems like quite the feat.
Until you remember that it's Florida Man we're talking about.
And then there's assault with a deadly lollipop.
What's your favorite Florida Man story from September?
Florida Man Would Have Been Far Better Off Just Eating the Lollipop
Who doesn’t love lollipops? We’re pretty sure that Florida Man can be counted in the “yes” category when they’re being passed out.
You go to the bank, and there they are at the counter. Oh sure, they’re supposed to be for the kids but you know you’ve taken one (or two) for yourself.
Leave it to Florida Man to use a lollipop as a weapon.
Only Florida Man Would Steal A Rolls Royce and Then Rent It Out
This might be one of our all-time favorite Florida Man stories.
There are only a handful of Rolls Royce Wraiths painted in this particular shade of purple. So what does Florida Man do when he steals it?
He posts it for rent on social media.
Florida Man Gets Robbed And Arrested All In the Same Day
Florida Man possesses some very unique traits. For example, how many people can claim they were robbed, call the police to report the theft, and then end up arrested?
Jealous Florida Man Carries A Torch For Both His Girlfriend and Her Jaguar XE
When a jealous Florida Man carries a figurative torch for his girlfriend, and a literal one for her Jaguar SE, you just KNOW you have a hot story on your hands.
Florida Man and His Giant Hamster Wheel Go For the Grand Slam
There’s nothing like having a hobby. In the case of Florida Man, it’s gone from a giant hamster wheel hobby to an obsession worthy of a grand slam.
Now, if this story sounds familiar, well, it should because this is not the first time Baluchi has attempted this.
There were similar stunts in 2014, 2016, and in 2021 which we had told you about in a previous episode of Florida Man Strikes Again.
All of those episodes have ended with Coast Guard intervention.
