Jealous Florida Man Carries A Torch For Both His Girlfriend and Her Jaguar XE
When a jealous Florida Man carries a figurative torch for his girlfriend, and a literal one for her Jaguar SE, you just KNOW you have a hot story on your…
When a jealous Florida Man carries a figurative torch for his girlfriend, and a literal one for her Jaguar SE, you just KNOW you have a hot story on your hands.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Miami-Dade County and the Saga of Florida Man Melvin Alain Cintron, arrested a few days ago for arson after he allegedly torched a car.
He was actually caught on camera lighting a Jaguar XE sedan on fire in front of a North Miami home.
Well, the woman who owned the car, she initially told the police that the car caught fire as she was driving home because she was afraid of what Cintron would do if she had told cops the truth.
Whenever she spoke to investigators about what happened to her car, Cintron always made her put the phone on speaker. Why were they together, you may ask? Well, as is always the case with Florida Man, there's more to the story because this is his girlfriend whose car he torched, allegedly, of course.
When she was finally able to speak freely, she told officers she feared Cintron because he carries a fully automatic gun on him regularly.
She also told police that her alleged pyromaniac boyfriend stole her purse and left her without a way home the other night as well.
Oh, did we also tell you that not only are they boyfriend-girlfriend, but they're cousins?
Cintron reportedly got jealous when he thought a bartender was flirting with his cousin-girlfriend.
The two got into an argument before he snatched her bag, which contained one $200 in cash.
Cintron has been charged with second degree arson and third degree grand theft. He's being held in the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on $12,500 bond.
That must be one interesting Thanksgiving dinner table in that family.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For August 2023
The month of August was pretty wild for Florida Man.
Oh sure, there were the usual drunken adventures and mishaps. And impersonating a police officer, well that's definitely nothing new for Florida Man.
What surprised us was the location Florida Man chose for some of his antics - like church - and his inclusion of Mom a couple of times.
Even for non-believers, there has to be at least a little concern of "What if..." when you decide to commit any kind of crime in a church or house of worship.
After all, there are so many other places to find victims these days.
Although we will admit that the attempt at salvation via baptism while in the act of vandalizing a church puts a different sort of twist on things.
And when it comes to dealing with Mom....
Look, you can get any member of the family you want angry at you. But Mom?
Come on, Florida Man. You can do better than that.
Florida Man Arrested While Trying To Get INTO A Police Car To Threaten Someone
The month of August started off with one of the more bizarre Florida Man stories we've seen in awhile.
Florida Man has spent a lot of time in police cars, but this might have been the first time he actively tried to get into one.
You See A Church Congregation, Florida Man Sees Victims For His Next Fraud
Florida Man seemed to spend a lot of time in church during the month of August.
In this first instance, Florida Man saw a lot of targets for his investment scam.
Florida Man Looks For Some Heavenly Salvation In the Middle of A Burglary
Back to church for Florida Man!
This time, he decided that maybe salvation could be found while committing a crime if he took a dip in the sanctuary baptismal pool.
And why not have a K-9 officer join in too?
Florida Man’s Mom Is Not Going To Be Happy About What He Told the Police
In addition to being in church, Florida Man spent a lot of time with Mom during the month of August.
Somehow, blaming Mom for her being the one who gave you a container that contained drug residue in it is not going to warm her heart.
Florida Man Adds Dear Old Mom To His Multimillion-Dollar Theft Ring
It looks as if Florida Man REALLY wants to get the family together in his ring of theft – even Dear Old Mom.
This time, Florida Man didn’t even have to throw her under the bus; she was along with him on the bus ride.
