Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh
Picture the scene – Florida Man is a teacher whose class is stuck inside for recess. He decides to show them a movie. That was NOT a good decision. FLORIDA…
Picture the scene - Florida Man is a teacher whose class is stuck inside for recess.
He decides to show them a movie.
That was NOT a good decision.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - Miami and the Saga of Florida Man, as of yet unnamed. He's a fourth grade teacher who got in trouble for letting his kids watch a movie in class.
I'll play a little excerpt of the movie.
The movie is called Winnie the Pooh - Blood and Honey. It's a live-action horror film that came out a little earlier this year.
So they were having indoor recess, it seems. The teacher asked the class, "What would you like to watch, boys and girls?"
He claims that's what they chose. Winnie the Pooh - Blood and Honey. Now, remember, these are like nine and ten year old kids we're talking about.
Well, after the movie got started, some of the kids said, "Teacher, could we watch something else, please? We don't like this."
Now, this happened at a charter school, so the school decides who to hire and fire, as opposed to a school board type of thing. But some of the parents are angry. You can imagine the WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN comments.
And some of the kids did come home pretty upset by what they saw.
What did they see? Well, the movie has a kill count of 13. That's roughly one every six and a half minutes.
The movie was shot in eight days on a budget of about $100,000. It made $5 million at the box office. I mean, it's low budget, it's a bad horror film, but nonetheless, if I spent one hundred K and my return on the investment was $5 million, guess what? I'd do what the director is doing. I'd make a sequel.
So, yes, Winnie the Pooh - Blood and Honey Two is coming, as well as two other films this director has planned - Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare and Bambi the Reckoning.
Again, if I spent $100,000 and made 5 million, I'd follow the money.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For September 2023
Each month, Florida Man seems determined to top his antics from the previous 30 days.
And somehow, he manages to succeed.
In the month of September, transportation appeared to be trending in the Sunshine State - stolen cars, torched vehicles, hamster wheels - you name it!
Getting robbed and arrested all in a matter of a few minutes? That seems like quite the feat.
Until you remember that it's Florida Man we're talking about.
And then there's assault with a deadly lollipop.
What's your favorite Florida Man story from September?
Florida Man Would Have Been Far Better Off Just Eating the Lollipop
Who doesn’t love lollipops? We’re pretty sure that Florida Man can be counted in the “yes” category when they’re being passed out.
You go to the bank, and there they are at the counter. Oh sure, they’re supposed to be for the kids but you know you’ve taken one (or two) for yourself.
Leave it to Florida Man to use a lollipop as a weapon.
Only Florida Man Would Steal A Rolls Royce and Then Rent It Out
This might be one of our all-time favorite Florida Man stories.
There are only a handful of Rolls Royce Wraiths painted in this particular shade of purple. So what does Florida Man do when he steals it?
He posts it for rent on social media.
Florida Man Gets Robbed And Arrested All In the Same Day
Florida Man possesses some very unique traits. For example, how many people can claim they were robbed, call the police to report the theft, and then end up arrested?
Jealous Florida Man Carries A Torch For Both His Girlfriend and Her Jaguar XE
When a jealous Florida Man carries a figurative torch for his girlfriend, and a literal one for her Jaguar SE, you just KNOW you have a hot story on your hands.
Florida Man and His Giant Hamster Wheel Go For the Grand Slam
There’s nothing like having a hobby. In the case of Florida Man, it’s gone from a giant hamster wheel hobby to an obsession worthy of a grand slam.
Now, if this story sounds familiar, well, it should because this is not the first time Baluchi has attempted this.
There were similar stunts in 2014, 2016, and in 2021 which we had told you about in a previous episode of Florida Man Strikes Again.
All of those episodes have ended with Coast Guard intervention.
