The Christmas season is always a wonderfully festive time for many, and that includes Florida Man who had an epic month.

Whether it was flying Christmas trees, extravagant decorations on a home that no one knows who the owner is, or an attempt to meet with the general on a United States military base, Florida Man.

Every state has its colorful characters, but for some reason the phrase “Florida Man” immediately lets you know that you’re about to hear a story that will defy most things considered logical.

And you can toss common sense out the window too.

Along with the Christmas tree – that is when you’re not flinging it across the room at Florida Man.

What was your favorite Florida Man story for December?

• Captain America - aka Florida Man - Claims To Have An Appointment With the General

  Getting access to a military base means passing through security checkpoints as Florida Man found out recently when he tried to claim that Captain America was there to speak with the general.

  In other words, think of this as a typical “Karen would like to speak with the manager” type of situation.

  Florida Man aka Captain America Would Like To Speak With the General

• Florida Man Gets Trimmed By His Girlfriend’s Christmas Tree

  Every family has its particular traditions when it comes to decorating for the Christmas holiday season. Most include some kind of Christmas tree. But when it comes to Florida Man and Florida Woman, how they trim their Christmas tree is apparently open to interpretation.

  Florida Man Gets Trimmed By His Girlfriend’s Christmas Tree

• Florida Man’s Christmas Eve Included Doing Dirt Angels While Being Chased By Police

  Florida Man being chased by the police isn’t anything new. Making dirt angels in the process and the fact that it happened on Christmas Eve probably shouldn’t shock you either.

  Florida Man’s Christmas Eve Included Doing Dirt Angels While Being Chased By Police

• Florida Man Has An Unusual Excuse When Cops Find Meth In His Underwear

  Florida Man must either be running out of excuses or very creative, because the excuse he gave the cops when they found meth in his underwear was more than just a little unusual.

  Either the Meth Fairy paid him a visit, or he has some very strange sleeping partners.

  Florida Man Has An Unusual Excuse When Cops Find Meth In His Underwear

• Florida Man May Be A Squatter But He Loves His Christmas Lights

  Such a festive time of year, even for Florida Man who seems to like decorating the house. Even if he’s a squatter in a house doesn’t even belong to him.

  The question is – who exactly DOES the house belong to?

  Florida Man May Be A Squatter But He Loves His Christmas Lights

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