We have to admit, it was kind of hard to pick our top five “Florida Man Strikes Again” stories for the month of October because there was just so many good ones to choose from.

We had stolen vehicles, drugs (LOTS of drugs), a return from the dead that was harder than Florida Man certainly would have wanted to be, a return to the scene of the crime, and we couldn’t leave out a bad movie choice by a teacher for his students.

Choosing only five meant leaving some real gems behind.

What was your favorite Florida Man story for October?

• Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women

  We don’t know about you, but if we were to commit a crime, probably the absolute last place we would venture 24 hours later would be the exact scene of that crime.

  And yet that is exactly what these two Florida Women did.

  Returning To This Walmart Was A Bad Choice For These Florida Women

• Florida Man Returns From the Dead In Time For Halloween

  Of all the many things Florida Man has done, making a return from the dead in time for Halloween ranks among his biggest accomplishments.

  Who else could go from a minor car accident to having to prove he’s still very much alive?

  Florida Man Returns From the Dead Just In Time To Celebrate Halloween

• Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned

  Based upon the amount of Viagra (and a lot of other drugs) that Florida Man asked for at a local CVS pharmacy, he must have had some really wild plans.

  Florida Man Must Have Had A Really Wild Weekend Planned

• Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh

  Remember how excited you used to get as a kid when the teacher decided to show a movie to the class?

  And if the class got to pick the film, that made it even better.

  Unless you happen to have Florida Man as your teacher.

  Florida Man Introduces His Class To A Terrifying Winnie the Pooh

• Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car

  Florida Man was in need a job. So he went on a job interview.

  For some reason, he decided to steal a car in the parking lot of the interview, a Cadillac SUV.

  Turns out it was the worst possible car he could have chosen, thanks to GM’s OnStar Guardian feature which apparently can take command of the vehicle at the worst possible time for Florida Man.

  Florida Man Goes For A Job Interview and Then Steals Worst Possible Car

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