Florida Man Would Prefer To NOT Show Off His Dance Moves To Cops
DATELINE – Tampa FL
If nothing else, give Florida Man an “A” for being honest to a fault.
When the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office received calls from concerned motorists about an erratic, reckless driver last week, they rushed into action.
After being pulled over, Florida Man cut right to the chase, telling officers that they didn’t have to do a sobriety test, because as he put it, “I’m f&#@ed up.”
Florida Man wasn’t kidding either – he was found to have nearly four times the legal limit of alcohol in his system when he was pulled over.
His reason for not wanting to take the field sobriety test? “Cause you’ll probably make me do some dances.”
The crowning touch, as you can see in the video, is the T-shirt with cartoon character Yosemite Sam holding a mug of beer.
How appropriate.
