Florida Man Has Really Bad Beer Timing
DATELINE – Cape Coral FL
When you’ve had one too many, it’s probably a good idea to not get behind the wheel of a car.
When Florida deputies found a black 2018 Mercedes-Benz C300 sedan parked on the side of the road, their first thought was that it had been abandoned.
After they approached the vehicle, they noticed someone inside. That “someone” turned out to be Florida Man Michael Sereda who was sitting alone in the front passenger seat.
Actually, he had some “companions” with him in the form of multiple open alcohol containers scattered on the floor of the car and in the vehicle’s front cup holders.
Officers from the Cape Coral Police Department arrived on the scene to assist, finding Sereda reeking of alcohol, slurring his speech, and unable to stand on his own.
Which probably made that the absolute worst time that Sereda could have popped open another can of beer.
No word on whether he offered any to the arresting officers.
