How F’d Up Were You 3-6-23
This past weekend really seemed to fly by.
Which might have made it that much more difficult to get out of bed this morning for work.
And if you were overserved over the weekend and you’re still trying to recover, fear not – we found someone in worse shape than you this morning.
Take Wilson Ulloa, for example.
He was SO drunk that he decided to steal a vehicle and take it for a ride.
PROBLEM NUMBER ONE – it was a fire department pickup truck so it was going to be easy to spot.
PROBLEM NUMBER TWO – the utility pole that happened to get in the way.
It wasn’t hard to find Wilson Ulloa. After all, he was caught on surveillance video entering Inwood, Long Island firehouse and jumping into the pickup truck which he rammed through closed doors.
Ulloa crashed the truck into a utility pole, which then caused the house fire. Tell us you don’t see at least a little irony here with that one!
That’s when Ulloa took off on foot before ultimately falling into the hands of the police who issued a field sobriety test.
We think you probably know how THAT turned out.
