How F’d Up Were You 1-9-23
Unless you have the proper credentials, it’s generally pretty hard to get into the locker room of a professional sports team.
That didn’t seem to stop one Milwaukee Brewers fan who, after downing ten beers, passed out in the bushes outside Milwaukee’s American Family Stadium in between games of a doubleheader between the Brewers and Giants.
Once this guy (unnamed as of now) woke up, rather than try to get back in through a regular ticket entrance, he decided he wanted to get back inside to catch the second game so he just started trying to pull doors open until he gradually found a way in.
That’s when he realized that he was on the locker room level at which point he decided to appropriate a ton of Brewers personnel’s personal items.
We’re guessing that the reason this story took so long to hit the newswires is that the Brewers aren’t exactly thrilled that this wing nut managed to gain access to a secure area of the stadium so easily.