When Fighting Off the Powers of Darkness, It’s Always Good To Have A Corndog Handy
When fighting the Powers of Darkness, who knew that a corndog could actually be a weapon of choice?
Thanks to this week’s episode of Facebook Theater, we are now armed with this important information!
But wait…there’s more!
- A lady ahead of me ordered fast food. The cashier said, “That will be $6.66.” she said, “Oh no…I don’t like that total. Better throw in a corn dog.” This woman is an inspiration! She’s out there fighting off the powers of Satan with a corn dog as her weapon of choice.
- Why can’t I find a doctor who will prescribe “sea air” for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque coastal town in England “for my health,” only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder???
- I have finally discovered that my toxic trait is telling people I’m down for anything, when in reality what I mean is – not after 8 pm, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation, and how tired I am. In other words, probably not.
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