When Fighting Off the Powers of Darkness, It’s Always Good To Have A Corndog Handy
When fighting the Powers of Darkness, who knew that a corndog could actually be a weapon of choice?
Thanks to this week’s episode of Facebook Theater, we are now armed with this important information!
But wait…there’s more!
- A lady ahead of me ordered fast food. The cashier said, “That will be $6.66.” she said, “Oh no…I don’t like that total. Better throw in a corn dog.” This woman is an inspiration! She’s out there fighting off the powers of Satan with a corn dog as her weapon of choice.
- Why can’t I find a doctor who will prescribe “sea air” for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque coastal town in England “for my health,” only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder???
- I have finally discovered that my toxic trait is telling people I’m down for anything, when in reality what I mean is – not after 8 pm, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation, and how tired I am. In other words, probably not.
These Emojis Can Make People Like You
Just using an emoji makes you more likeable
According to Adobe, 73 percent of those surveyed think that just using an emoji in your messages makes you cooler, friendlier, and funnier. This applies both in the workplace and in your personal life!
Girl texting on her bed
Any emoji will help get your point across in a friendlier way
According to Adobe, a whopping 91 percent of people in their emoji survey said that the emoji brings levity to conversations. Moreover, moreover 60 percent of those surveyed believed emojis can boost our overall mental health.
Woman texting on her phone
Best emojis for dating
According to Adobe, there are certain emojis that are perfect when dating. They are totally no surprise. The three emoji that will make you more appealing to a lover are 😘, 🥰, or 😍. I use all three of those!
Young woman using dating app on phone
Worst emojis for dating
If you’re trying to put your best foot forward, don’t use emojis that will turn someone off in a dating situation. The emojis that are most likely to turn people off are 💩, 😠, and 🍆, according to Adobe. Yeah, those are gross.
Woman rejecting a date
Avoid these misunderstood emojis
The most misunderstood emojis, according to Adobe, are 🤠, 🍒, and 🙃. I mean, who doesn’t get a cherry? It’s a cherry emoji. Nothing to misunderstand here. And, the cowboy surprises me, too. It’s a cowboy, plain and simple.
Confused woman
These are emoji users' favorite emojis to make people like you
Here we go! According to the report, emojis users’ top five favorite emojis are 😂, 👍, ❤️, 🤣 and 😢. I would use the crying one sparingly. But, it totally makes sense that the laughing fact would be No. 1. That’s such a popular emoji!
Happy woman on phone
