Facebook Theater – When the Kid Threatens To Take Mom’s Phone Away
Do you check up on what your kids are posting on social media? Better yet, when they check up on your posts, do they want to take away your phone?
Amidst the angst and drama that we post on our social media feeds, parents now have a new way to embarrass their children.
Just think of the possibilities!
So the next time you’re posting about putting off that workout, or lying about your age, make sure you think of the children.
- I just walked into the living room to find my daughter was scrolling my Facebook timeline. She looked up, and her exact words were “Mom, what in the actual f@#k!? Do I need to take away your phone??”
- People are always shocked when I tell them I’m in my 40’s, “No way! You look so good!” That’s because I’m actually in my 30’s. I just like hearing people say I look good for my age. Hashtag now the secret is out.
- Since Thanksgiving, it’s been a struggle to convince myself I should be working out. So this morning I sat on the toilet scrolling social media for a good twenty minutes just to avoid it, and now I know what it feels like to be a man.