Facebook Theater – Why Is That Woman From Des Moines In Tears
As with every episode of Facebook Theater, the private drama that we publicly display can have a unique twist – like how something as simple as making a souffle can turn some poor woman from Des Moines into a puddle of tears.
She deserves better than that.
Then again, we ALL deserve better than that.
- Open letter to cooking shows, gardening shows, home rehab shows, all of you:
Why does everything suddenly need to be a do-or-die competition? Just show me how to make a f*#&ing souffle, would you please? I don’t need to see some nice lady from Des Moines in tears because her dream has just been shattered.
- “Level One Idiot” crap is me texting a link to myself because I don’t know an easier way to get it from my computer to my phone. “Level 44 Idiot” crap is hearing my phone buzz two seconds later and me asking, “Who is that from?”
- My daughter just made me pretend to be drunk and scream about tacos for some TikTok video she was making and…well… I don’t think I can ever run for office now.