Absolutely No One Wants To See Pictures of Your Feet On Facebook
This week’s episode of Facebook Theater covers a lot of ground.
- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT – contrary to popular belief, it is entirely possible to have a disgusting foot issue without taking a picture of it and posting it here on Facebook. NO ONE wants to see that mess. Thank you.
- If all the attractive, single, and emotionally available dads at summer little league games could just wear a yellow shirt that would be extremely helpful for people who are hypothetically me.
- I don’t want to say I need a vacation, but Oh. My. God. I would rather hear Richard Harris warble his way through “Macarthur Park” and that damned cake that someone left out in the rain on repeat for 33 straight hours rather than go to work right now.
If any of that applies to you – yes you, constantly posting pictures of your feet on social media – please take note and practice good behavior in public.
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