Facebook Theater – You Should Have Held Onto that Copy of the Declaration of Independence
The hustle and bustle of the holidays are over. Your New Year’s Resolutions may have also already been left in the dust.
And that means it’s back to the Same Old Grind and feeding the urge to post the mundane for everyone to see – like wishing you had held onto that copy of the Declaration of Independence you found in your car during the holiday break.
After all, your kid left it in the car for a good reason.
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- I hate it when I clean out my car and the next time I’m driving my kid suddenly needs rain boots, a glue stick, 3 pieces of construction paper, and a copy of the Declaration of Independence.
- Years ago, I worked for a company that sold sandwiches in airports. I once got a complaint email that someone’s chicken cordon bleu sandwich was missing the chicken. I replied that “cordon bleu” was French for “not there,” and I have not felt that level of job satisfaction since.
- My 6-year-old woke up early and I didn’t want him watching the news with me, so I quickly changed the channel when he came downstairs. We got sucked into an infomercial and anyway, I’m now the proud owner of a shark matrix 2-in-1 robot vacuum and mop.
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