Facebook Theater 1-31-23

There are a lot of things that come to mind with today's episode of Facebook Theater.

And we have to admit, while the first tale does indeed sound like the plot of a low-budget porn film, the "steaming bag of dog poo" does kind of ruin the scenario.

(And by the way, we're going to keep that person's identity a secret, but we guarantee that you know her spouse.)

And let's give it up for the end of January - dry, damp, or otherwise - and get started on the preparations for St. Patrick's Day!