Only Florida Man Would Try To Steal Waffle House Tattoo
Nothing says “Florida Man” quite like a guy who tried to steal a Waffle House tattoo. FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN! DATELINE – St. Petersburg and the saga of Florida Man…
Nothing says "Florida Man" quite like a guy who tried to steal a Waffle House tattoo.
FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
DATELINE - St. Petersburg and the saga of Florida Man Max Alexander Krejckant, who walked into a tattoo shop in St. Petersburg and asked for something rather well, I think, unusual to be inked on his leg.
I do not have any ink. I have no plans to get any ink. Your mileage may vary on this.
Now, some people put inspirational phrases. Some people put something very important to them. Maybe it's a team that they root for. Maybe they go really old school and do the whole battleship and mom thing. I don't know.
At any rate, Florida Man wanted the Waffle House logo to be inked on his right leg. When he was told that the yellow ink in the logo, Waffle House is black and yellow, would cost him an additional $100, he declined that and said, let's just do black and gray instead.
The bill comes
Now, when it was all done, Florida Man was charged $250 for the ink job.
He refused to pay it.
The owner of the shop then called the police to mediate. But when Florida man refused all other offers to settle his debt, they placed him under arrest. Police patted him down. They found only $6 and his driver's license on him. He was charged with theft and later bonded out of jail at $150.
$150 appears out of nowhere
Well, now, where did the $150 come from? Did I mention that he was drunk at the time? I think that's important to this story.
Florida Man has pleaded not guilty, by the way.
In addition to the fresh Waffle House ink, Florida Man also has several other tattoos, including a black and white tribute to Insane Clown Posse on one of his forearms.
By the way, the owner of the tattoo shop said customers occasionally try to walk out without paying for tattoos, but that usually occurs during spring break with drunk college students and not during the holiday season.
Top 5 “Florida Man Strikes Again” Stories For November 2023
November was a big month for Florida Woman, who attempted to give Florida Man a real run for his money.
Whether it was attempting to hide in the cushions of a couch, or attempting to eat hundreds of dollars in counterfeit money, Florida Woman gave the authorities all they could handle.
We hold a special place in our hearts for the poor Florida Woman who has been told twice that she has been reported deceased. Imagine having to convince someone - not once but twice - that you're still very much alive!
What was your favorite Florida Man story for November?
Florida Woman’s Strange Hiding Place Didn’t Fool the Police
If Florida Woman thought she had the perfect (if a little strange) hiding place to fool the police, she had another thing coming.
Because if going through the couch cushions isn’t already standard operating procedure for Florida police officers, perhaps it should definitely be included, because you never know what you’re going to find.
What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money
Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.
And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth “because you never know where it’s been.
Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police
As a general rule, if someone steals something from you, one of the first things you should do is call the police. For one Florida Woman, her first instinct to call the police to report a theft turned out to be the worst thing she could have done.
Someone steals your pot and your first instinct is to report the theft to the police?
“I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python
It’s straight out of a Monty Python skit – a Florida Woman who’s been told she’s dead. Not once, but twice!
Michele McKenney is very much alive, but the state of Florida thinks she’s dead and it’s causing her a lot of problems, especially when it comes to collecting Social Security benefits for her and her son.
Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!
From speeds of 110 miles per hour on a motorcycle, to the fake “McLovin” license plate, to the time he made a phone call to Dear Old Mom, this is classic Florida Man at his best!
Calling Mom from the hospital while under arrest is one of Florida Man's more unique stories.
