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Florida Man Steals Screwdriver Ingredients, Then Turns Himself In

Author Jim Monaghan

Figure this one out – Florida Man breaks into an apartment and steals the makings of a screwdriver drink, only to turn himself in a few days later.

Huh?

FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN!

DATELINE – Polk County and the Saga of Florida Man Toby Foster.

This happened over thanksgiving. Thanksgiving morning, as a matter of fact, at about 5:30. But it was just resolved a day or so ago.

Toby Foster entered an apartment. There was a problem. It wasn’t his apartment.

Now, remember, this is about 5:30 Thanksgiving morning.

There was another problem. He stole some stuff.

Actually, not a whole lot. Just a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Florida’s Natural orange juice. I guess he was going to make a screwdriver. I don’t know.

He was polite about it. As he exited the apartment, he made sure to turn the lights off. Why waste electricity?

He then tried another apartment door, but that was locked.

How do we know all this? Well, it’s caught on video camera on a door cam, which Foster looked right into, so it wasn’t difficult to identify him.

The footage is in color. So you could see the baseball cap, you could see the shirt, and you could see his face.

So he stole the ingredients to make a screwdriver and left.

Cops posted the video saying, hey, if you know the guy, reach out to us.

Well, it turns out they didn’t have to wait too long because I guess Foster learned that the police were after him. So he went and he turned himself in.

I guess all’s well that ends well. I don’t know if he had a chance to drink the screwdriver or not, but if he’s doing that Thanksgiving morning at 530, he must have had one heck of a night. Or another big night planned.

The video evidence

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November was a big month for Florida Woman, who attempted to give Florida Man a real run for his money.

Whether it was attempting to hide in the cushions of a couch, or attempting to eat hundreds of dollars in counterfeit money, Florida Woman gave the authorities all they could handle.

We hold a special place in our hearts for the poor Florida Woman who has been told twice that she has been reported deceased. Imagine having to convince someone – not once but twice – that you’re still very much alive!

What was your favorite Florida Man story for November?

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    If Florida Woman thought she had the perfect (if a little strange) hiding place to fool the police, she had another thing coming.

    Because if going through the couch cushions isn’t already standard operating procedure for Florida police officers, perhaps it should definitely be included, because you never know what you’re going to find.

    Florida Woman’s Strange Hiding Place Didn’t Fool the Police

  • What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money

    Today really hits the Florida Man Trifecta! You have a Florida Woman who is shopping at a Walmart, and attempting to pay for more than $800 worth of merchandise with counterfeit money.

    And the manner in which Florida Woman attempted to get rid of the evidence is probably against most societal sanitary norms. You figure that somewhere along the line, even Florida Man or Woman was told not to put money in their mouth “because you never know where it’s been.

    What A Combo – Florida Woman, Walmart and Counterfeit Money

  • Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police

    As a general rule, if someone steals something from you, one of the first things you should do is call the police. For one Florida Woman, her first instinct to call the police to report a theft turned out to be the worst thing she could have done.

    Someone steals your pot and your first instinct is to report the theft to the police?

    Florida Woman Picks the Absolute Worst Situation To Call the Police

  • “I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python

    It’s straight out of a Monty Python skit – a Florida Woman who’s been told she’s dead. Not once, but twice!

    Michele McKenney is very much alive, but the state of Florida thinks she’s dead and it’s causing her a lot of problems, especially when it comes to collecting Social Security benefits for her and her son.

    “I’m Not Dead” – Florida Woman Meets Monty Python

  • Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!

    From speeds of 110 miles per hour on a motorcycle, to the fake “McLovin” license plate, to the time he made a phone call to Dear Old Mom, this is classic Florida Man at his best!

    Calling Mom from the hospital while under arrest is one of Florida Man’s more unique stories.

    Florida Man’s Phone Call To Mom Must Have Been Epic!

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