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A Fractured Charlie Brown Won’t Be Spending Thanksgiving With Fuzzy

Poor Chuck. He’s spent years putting up with Lucy and that stupid football. And then there’s Linus dragging around that stupid blanket, along with Schroeder who could stand to add…

Charlie Brown - Annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Held In New York
(Photo by Stephanie Keith/Getty Images)

Poor Chuck.

He's spent years putting up with Lucy and that stupid football.

And then there's Linus dragging around that stupid blanket, along with Schroeder who could stand to add a little rock & roll to his musical repertoire.

And whatever you do, please don't get us started on Peppermint Patty!

Anyway, to "celebrate" Thanksgiving Day this week, the one and (thankfully) only Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee puts his VERY bizarre and VERY fractured spin on the Peanuts characters and (what was...before this mess) a wonderful holiday.