How F’d Up Were You 3-13-23
There are a lot of reasons to feel like you were run over by a truck this weekend.
First, there are all the various St. Patrick’s celebrations in the area, including our own Morris County Parade which was held Saturday in Morristown.
And then there’s the change back to Daylight Saving Time (nit-picking time – it’s SAVING, not SAVINGS…for the love of God PLEASE get it right) which always seems to take some people a week to recover from.
Fear not, though, because Ryann Bambach of Fox Lake IL feels more f’d up than you right now.
She passed by a DUI stop and decided to stop – in the middle of the road – to tell the police officers that she felt the need to complain about.
Of course, that’s when the officers discovered that Bambach was herself the proverbial three sheets to the wind.
And as if that weren’t enough, she was also driving on a revoked license for her two previous DUI offenses.