Florida Man Needs To Pay More Attention To Sebastian Maniscalco

DATELINE - Daytona Beach FL

Florida Man Scott Hollingsworth thought he heard a knock at the door late Saturday evening.

Company's here!

That's if you consider a 9-foot alligator waiting for you at the door to be company.

Whether the gator was hungry, scared, or both, it took a bite out of Hollingsworth's thigh before taking off to hide somewhere on the property.

Needless to say, Hollingsworth is probably lucky to be alive and in possession of all his body parts.

Times have certainly changed. Gone are the days when a knock at the door was cause for excitement. That's been replaced by a "leave me alone" philosophy as captured so well by comedian Sebastian Maniscalco.