Fuzzy Gives Belle and Gaston Some Fractured Fairy Tale Just Desserts
ANNOUNCER – It’s time to listen to one of our favorite magical stories. Well, sort of. It’s Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales on the WDHA Morning Jolt.
FUZZY – And good morning, boys and girls. Let’s jump right into today’s story – Beauty and the Beast, Just Desserts.
One day, Belle walked into a bakery shop in her village. With so many pastries to choose from she chose peanut butter brownies before realizing Gaston was working the counter.
GASTON – Well, good morning, Belle, my fine-figured woman. And welcome to Just Desserts.
BELLE – Bonjour, Gaston. I didn’t know you worked here.
GASTON – I got a job here because I know your love for pastries. I see you selected the brownies. Listen, Belle. Brownies are high in gluten. You may want to choose something healthier, like me served with whipped cream and the cherry on top. I highly recommend it. I call it Gaston Al a tarte. Just ask the Bimbettes. They ordered three servings of me.
BELLE – Oh, Gaston, you’re such a sick little pervert. Your exploits never cease to amaze me. I guess it’s true. Some people just never change.
GASTON – Well, thank you, Belle. I appreciate the kind words. So what do you say, Gaston a la tart it is? Uh, wait a minute. What did you just say?
FUZZY – As Gaston thought about her words he shrugged it off and continued to entice Belle with his own signature dish, himself. Belle then decided to order the Peach Pie Hole.
GASTON – So what do you say, Belle? I’ll even throw in an extra cherry on top of myself if you take me home, my little sweet.
BELLE – Oh, I’m sorry, Gaston. I’m on a “you’re a big fat jerk diet.” But I do have a gift for you. Take this.
FUZZY – With a quick wind up and a fast toss down the middle the Peach Pie Hole struck Gaston bullseye in the face. Belle then bagged her peanut butter brownies and delivered the final statement.
BELLE – And let that be a lesson to you, Mr. Ala Tart. Keep your pie hole shut.
FUZZY – Wow, that is one feisty girl. I’m starting to like that Belle character. She’s got a bright future. Until next week, everyone.
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