This Guy Must REALLY Like Buffalo Wild Wings’ Fried Pickles
I’ve personally never had the fried pickles at Buffalo Wild Wings, but I hear they’re very good.
They must be, because as you will see below, this guy went to great lengths to get his hands on some.
How F’D Up Were You 1-29-24
Jim Monaghan with you Monday morning. We always like to check in with you on Mondays after the weekend, see how you’re doing.
Little groggy this morning? Maybe you overdid it, all that rain yesterday. Maybe you have that headache from the barometric pressure or whatever. But fear not, because we like to ask you, How F’d Up Were You?
And take heart in knowing that someone’s in worse shape than you this morning. Like in this case, Justin Carpenter from Indiana. Justin was a little hungry. He showed up at a Buffalo Wild Wings at around midnight, and placed an order for fried pickles.
The staff, unfortunately, said, sir, the kitchen’s already closed.
Carpenter REALLY wanted those fried pickles, and he offered a deal. This is where things started to get a little funky.
Carpenter told the workers, all of whom were minors, that if they fired up the fryer and gave him some of those delicious fried pickles, he would give them all drugs. Carpenter told the staff that he had marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, and vape cartridges.
Well, the workers did not take the offer, and they called the police.
At least TRY to make it hard for the cops to find you
Well, Carpenter took off, but it wasn’t difficult for the police to find him because he was wearing an ankle monitor connected to a prior drug conviction.
By the way, before he left the Buffalo Wild Wings, he tossed some baggies of marijuana to the manager and said, give those bags to the kids.
Well, the police located Carpenter’s vehicle at a nearby gas station, found him, and then placed him under arrest for multiple felony and misdemeanor narcotics charges.
So, again, no matter how bad you’re feeling this morning, trust us, we know there’s somebody in worse shape than you, and that’s this morning’s How F’d Up Were You? here on the DHA Morning Jolt?.