Flying Mayhem In the Cockpit With Fuzzy, Leslie Nielsen, and Mr. Ed
Any time you have Fuzzy, Leslie Nielsen, and Mr. Ed flying together in an airplane cockpit, you just know that it has to be an episode of Weird News.
Weird News 3-14-24
ANNOUNCER – Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee
FUZZY – Today in Weird News, our cargo plane from New York to Belgium was forced to turn around and return to JFK International Airport when the horse got loose on board.
The pilot got on the radio and told the air traffic controller they needed to return to JFK immediately.
He explained that the horse managed to escape his stall, but they needed to return to New York in order to secure him again.
I did manage to retrieve audio from the pilot and air traffic control, so let’s roll the clip.
Ground control to Major Tom
PILOT – Ah, cargo plane to air traffic control! We have a problem! The horse broke out of the stall and is on a rampage! We need to turn the plane around! Please advise!
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL – Copy that. A horse came out of the stall!
This reminds me of a time I got stuck in a stall at the carnival! I was 14 years old and the Portajohn door just wouldn’t have opened.
There I was screaming and crying and no one could hear me because they were busy playing with the clowns.
Now every time I see a Portajohn or a clown, I sit in the fetal position and poop in my pants. Now I gotta wear a diaper everywhere I go!
Is that too much information over the airwaves? Maybe I should stop right now!
Yeah, you can turn the plane around! Copy that!
PILOT – Ah, OK! Ten-four.
FUZZY – No, I don’t think that’s too much information.
More problems with that horse
Once the plane returned to JFK, the horse was safely secured back in its stall. The flight took off again, and the horse broke loose a second time due to a defective strap, and I do have another clip of what transpired, so let’s roll it.
PILOT – Ah, cargo plane to air traffic control! We have another problem! The horse broke the strap and is on a rampage again! Please advise!
AIR TRAFFIC – Copy that! The horse broke the strap!
This reminds me of a time I was strapped to a bed by a prostitute. She was tickling me so much I was farting nonstop. It was like a gas chamber in there.
I was 20 years old at the time and it was the best 50 bucks I ever spent, even though she robbed me of another $100 later that night. She tied the strap so tight I was stuck there for three days before another prostitute found me.
I think she was drunk!
She reminds me of Barney from The Simpsons, always burping. My favorite character from the show was Marge. Her long hair always gives me a stinky.
Am I talking too much again?
I can’t believe the horse broke loose a second time. Surely you can’t be serious. Yeah, you can turn the plane around again. Copy that.
PILOT – Ah, OK. Ten-four.
FUZZY – I think he’s serious too, and there may be just a little too much information in that
conversation.
And that’s DHA’s Weird News.
We’re still wondering how this fine equine specimen didn’t make this news segment.
The Dogs Of WDHA - The Staff Pups Who Make The Rock Roll
Flash - Dog of WDHA Digital Sales Director Chris Rudzki
Flash Rudzki – Pup Of Digital Director Chris Rudzki
Flash and Chris are best friends. I rarely see one without the other.
When Chris is at WDHA you can be certain his rescue pup Flash is not far behind. Flash is a perfect station dog in the office. He is a very quiet, gentle fella and goes with the flow. Flash can sit in on an important corporate meeting and you will never know he’s there. In fact, I think Flash actually knows he “works” for us. He’s always ready- He has attended WDHA Parking Lot Parties and met Rock N’ Ruff dogs. He knows the drill! And helps calm us down when he’s at WDHA for sure. You can hear his dog tags clinking through the halls right behind Chris!Sam- Dog of WDHA Senior Account Executive Valerie Freda
Sammy Freda was adopted from the Denville Animal Shelter as many WDHA station dogs have been!
Sam (named after the red rocker Sammy Hagar) is a 90 pound comedian!
When he comes to WDHA we never know what’s going to happen! Sammy is the pup of one of our sales staff members- Valerie Freda and was adopted from the Denville Animal Shelter the Valerie saw him on their Facebook page and fell in love with his gorgeous face and sad story, being abandoned and hungry…Well…Sam is not hungry anymore! Lol….He is usually in the studio with me when he visits, getting treats, bringing me his toys and looking for love. He’s a GIANT teddy bear. He also attends many WDHA events, like our Yappy Hours and adoption day events and always tries to make friends with my dog Rosie Carr, but she barks in his face all the time! Sam doesn’t care……he keeps trying….I just love him.Rosie Carr- Dog of Terrie Carr - Veteran Bigmouth and Program Director
Rosie behind the mic (she loves it) at her second home WDHA.
My love, Rosie Carr THINKS WDHA is her turf! Funny, because Rosie has been visiting the station since she is 6 weeks old as she and her litter dropped by with Meredith from the Denville Animal Shelter to socialize with our staff. Of course I fell in love. Look at her!
Rosie has a bed, toys and all of her “doggie stuff” in my office and has slept at the station with me during various storms and loves being there. She adores her WDHA family, especially Jim Monaghan who she races into the studio to see whenever she arrives. We literally have to go to every office in the building, say hi to all of her friends and THEN she settles in the studio for my radio show. I love having her with me. But…be warned….she can be loud!Jingle- Dog Of WDHA Afternoon Drive Host and Production Director- Mike Anthony
Jingle Anthony with me at a WDHA Yappy Hour. Jingle is so well behaved the WDHA studio and at events.
Mike Anthony and his family adopted Jingle from OSCAR at WDHA’s Home For The Howlidays event at Dover Dodge a few years back, and when Jingle visits he is SUCH A GOOD BOY!
Mike is not only our afternoon host, but also our Production Director for BOTH WDHA and our sister station, WMTR and is super busy in his own studio all day.
We all have to pop in to record things with Mike, and when Jingle is there we are far more anxious to work! I love popping in, petting him and hanging with him. Jingle is such a chill pup. This photo was taken with me and Jingle at a WDHA station event. He’s a great drinking partner too!
