Fuzzy’s Weird News Morphs Into A Really Weird Game Show
Each week the one and (thankfully) only Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee gathers Weird News for us – this week he turns a pair of bizarre stories and turns them into a really weird game show.
Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.
FUZZY – Today in Weird News, a Brazilian lawyer ran into a local police station claiming he had been kidnapped by two armed men, took his credit card and then went on a five hour shopping spree.
But video footage showed the lawyer casually shopping and making purchases totaling $2,700. He later confessed to making up the story because he couldn’t afford to pay his credit card bill.
GAME SHOW ANNOUNCER – Good morning everyone and welcome to your favorite game show, It’s Your Turn, Idiot. And today’s question is “What things can a mentally deranged person do?” You have 30 seconds on the clock. Begin.
CONTESTANT #1 – You could pick up a stop sign and help the chicken cross a busy road as everyone slams on the brakes. Safety first.
CONTESTANT #2 – If you’re deranged consume Pop Rocks and Coca Cola, you can have a party in your mouth like this 1999. But bear in mind you may be very gassy afterwards.
CONTESTANT #1 – If you’re having trouble cleaning the outside window, attach springs on your shoes and bounce your way up there like Inspector Gadget. It’s fun for any deranged person.
CONTESTANT #2 – And lastly, you could falsely claim you’re a kidnapped by mass marauders who stole your credit card because you’re a deranged man looking for attention.
GAME SHOW ANNOUNCER – And your time is up. We’ll take a short break and come back after this message.
FUZZY – And lastly, in Weird News, a neighborhood in Australia was plunged into darkness when someone tried to staple an advertisement onto a power pole. Crews investigated the site of the outage and found a scorched advertising sign for a local business lying next to a burnt staple gun.
GAME SHOW ANNOUNCER – And we are back for round two. And the question is, “What could you use a stapler for?” You have 30 seconds on the clock. Begin.
CONTESTANT #1 – If you hear a rip when squatting down, use a stapler and mend it before children mock you.
CONTESTANT #2 – If you have a stapler and stapler remover, you could battle it out like toys and see who the victor is. My money’s on the stapler remover.
CONTESTANT #1 – If you have a red stapler, hide it before your boss takes it and tells you to move your cubicle by the boiler room.
CONTESTANT #2 – And lastly, you could staple an advertisement to a power pole, causing a massive outage while pissing off the entire town.
GAME SHOW ANNOUNCER – Congratulations and thank you for joining us for everyone’s favorite game show, It’s Your Turn, Idiot.
And that’s DHA’s Weird News.
11 Coolest Gadgets of 2023
12’’ Screen Magnifier for Smartphone
If you’re someone who watches a lot of movies or TV shows on your smart device, but you don’t like how small the screen is. We’ve got the solution for you. This is a screen magnifier. Essentially, you can put your phone in the phone stand and lift up the screen magnifier for an enlarged picture. This works well with cellphones and even small handheld video game devices like a Nintendo Switch.
iHave Toothbrush Holders for Bathrooms
Yep, you’ve probably seen this one on TikTok! This is a really convenient way to save on some counter space in your bathroom. This is a wall-mounted toothbrush holder that also has a convenient toothpaste dispenser. I mean seriously, are we living in the world of The Jetsons or what? This is a cool gadget that would be great for any home.
10.2 Selfie Ring Light with Stand and Holder
Now if you’re someone who likes to have a good photo, then you definitely need a ring light. Yes, it sounds silly. But to get the best lighting you want a ring light. This one comes with a few different lightning options so you’ll be able to capture the best photos or videos in your favorite light.
Silicone Air Fryer Basket Liners
Raise your hand if you have an Air Fryer! I love these things, but honestly it’s true that sometimes the clean up can be rough. Especially if you have kids that love pizza rolls. They always burst and then get stuck on the bottom and it’s a hassle to clean up. Enter these silicone basket liners. I don’t know who thought of this brilliant idea, but I had to add these to my cart immediately after I saw them. Definitely a cool gadget to make life just a bit easier.
Rokid Max AR Glasses
Finally, augmented/virtual reality glasses are getting smaller! These AR glasses feel so futuristic it’s insane. This is going to be a whole new way for you to watch movies or games. These glasses are compatible with Switch, Steam Deck, PS4 Slim/5, and Xbox Series X/S. You’ll want to make a note of this one for sure.
Magnetic Phone Cooler
Don’t you hate it when your phone overheats? Enter this magnetic phone cooler! Again, I don’t know who the genius was that invented it, but thank you. This connects to the back of your phone and helps cool your phone down with an air-chilling plate. It’s designed for mobile gamers, live streamers, bloggers, and others who use devices for extended periods. So essentially all of us!
USB-C Lapel Microphone
Even if you do not want to be a TikTok or Content Creator, these are actually kinda cool. If you’re not familiar with a lapel microphone, essentially this is a great way to capture audio. This connects via USB-C to your cell phone or smart device and can help you capture a better audio sound.
Fruit and Vegetable Washing Machine
I’m always blown away by these on TikTok, but they’re actually really cool. Cleaning your fruit and veggies is super important. And this device helps you by creating the right pH balance for your water so that your fruit and veggies are actually clean. You just stick this in your water bowl along with the items you’re washing and the machine does the work for you.
Scrolling Bluetooth Ring
If you have a Kindle or tablet, then yes you’re going to want this. This gadget is made to help you scroll without having to hold your devices up for long periods of time. It comes in two pieces. The first is to hold pressure onto your screen, and the second is the little ring device that helps you scroll on the screen. How cool!
Electronics Cleaner Kit
If you haven’t cleaned out your earbuds or keyboard in a long time (i.e. since you got them) then you will want this. It’s a simple multi-tool that helps you reach those nooks and crannies where things tend to get stuck and don’t get cleaned. It’s simple, but it’s a very good thing to have on hand.
Please note that items are in stock and prices are accurate at the time we published this list. Have an idea for a fun theme for a gift idea list you’d like us to create? Drop us a line at shopping@bbgi.com.
