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Weird News – A Bank ATM That Just Doesn’t Know When To Stop

Author Jim Monaghan

A bank ATM that doesn’t know when to stop, and a couple of sleep-walking trespassing tourists provide the entertainment in today’s episode of Weird News.

Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.

Today in Weird News, two American tourists in Paris are in hot water after they slept off the night of heavy drinking inside the Eiffel Tower.

Security guards found the two men fast asleep inside the restricted area of the iconic landmark. I do have audio of the two tourists recorded from a security camera in the tower. So let’s roll the clip.

TOURIST 1 – Mrs. Werner, you have really nice buns. Can you put whipped cream on mine?
TOURIST 2 – Oh, Taylor, I love your dress with the mushrooms. I’m your biggest Swifty.
TOURIST 1 – It sure is moist down here. What’s this squishy thing I stepped on?

All right, talking in their sleep. So let’s write this down. We have Mrs. Werner’s buns, a Swifty fan, and something moist and squishy. Interesting. They sound like Americans to me.

Also, in Weird News, a bank in Ireland suffered a computer glitch or a hack that caused ATMs to dispense more cash than the customers needed. Word quickly spread on social media, and suddenly there were long lines at the bank of Ireland’s ATMs.

I do have audio from one of the ATM machines processing a customer’s transaction. So let’s roll the clip.

BANK ATM – Welcome to the bank of Ireland. Due to the lack of system maintenance and lube on our rotors, we ATMs are protesting. O our creator is a do&#$ebag. We are united as the Binary Loot of World Medium Exchange. Hashtag BL#* Me for short. Take your paper money and suck a giant turbine. We ATMs take our orders from Twiki of Buck Rogers fame. Ha. Tell him, Master Twiki.

TWIKI – Someone isn’t gonna like that.

I think I heard enough audio clips for today. I could definitely use a drink by now.

TWIKI – L’chaim!

Well, thank you, Twiki, for the white sangria and that’s DHA’s Weird News.

Here Are 5 Face Yoga Exercises For You To Try - Yes, They Are Real!

Yoga offers a ton of physical and mental benefits that help with overall well-being. Physically, yoga enhances flexibility by stretching and lengthening muscles, improving the range of motion, and preventing injury.

Practicing Yoga also strengthens muscles, leading to better posture and balance. Of course, it focuses on controlled breathing and mindfulness, and therefore yoga can reduce stress and anxiety, promoting relaxation and a clear mind.

But did you know that you can also practice face yoga to give you a more youthful look? It’s true. There are exercises that can help reduce visible lines and relax your face to give you a more youthful appearance. We’ll take a look at 5 face yoga exercises in just a bit according to News 12 New Jersey.

Yoga helps with circulation and detoxification, helping the body remove toxins and boosting immunity. It can also alleviate chronic pain conditions, such as lower back pain and arthritis, by increasing joint lubrication and reducing inflammation. Regular practice can improve cardiovascular health by lowering blood pressure and reducing the risk of heart disease.
Such amazing benefits!!! And those are just physical.

Yoga also promotes mindfulness and self-awareness, enhancing mental health. It reduces symptoms of depression, anxiety, and insomnia while increasing your strength to life’s challenges. The mind-body connection of yoga helps individuals become more attuned to their bodies, leading to healthier lifestyle choices.

Since there were so many benefits and exercises that can help with your body, Yoga Instructor Annelise Hagen realized the benefits of yoga on her body and as she has aged, she thought to herself, there could be benefits for the face as well!

She is the author of “The Yoga Face” and teaches us different exercises to do to get a younger, less wrinkled look as we age. Follow these 5 face yoga exercises and see the results for yourself. The best part? No Needles are required! It can’t hurt!

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