Criminal Turns Into A Karen, Gets Arrested Twice
Consider this to be the idiotic criminal version of the irate Karen who wants to speak with the manager.
How else can you explain a guy who manages to get himself arrested twice on the same day, including once after driving to the police station?
How F’d Up Were You?
So how you feeling this morning? Everything okay?
You know on Mondays we like to ask you How F’d Up Were You?
I woke up this morning with a blinding headache. One of those “I had too much tequila last night” headaches.
Even though I didn’t have any tequila at all, let alone too much.
Don’t you just hate that? Maybe I’m dehydrated.
At any rate, if you’re feeling a little bit like that this morning, take hard because there’s somebody who’s feeling worse than you are – a 42-year-old guy in Canada who got himself arrested twice on the same day.
He was in a restaurant and apparently was causing a disturbance because someone called the police from the restaurant to say you got to come get this guy. He’s making a mess of the place.
Well, when the cops got there they found that he was intoxicated and refused to leave so the cops wrote him up.
And then, sir, you know what? We’re going to take you home.
It’s like a Karen who would like to speak with the manager
Well, the guy was still fuming over the whole thing. Shortly afterwards, he showed up at the police station demanding to speak with the supervisor about the previous arrest.
Well he showed signs of impairment so they made him take a breathalyzer test which he failed.
And since he had driven himself there, they arrested him again, this time for DUI, and they took away his license.
So, I’m pretty sure that no matter how bad you’re feeling this morning, like the too much tequila headache, even though I didn’t have any tequila, we’re all a lot better off than this guy.
And that’s this morning’s How F’d Up Were You?, here on the WDAHA Morning Jolt.