Why We Just Might Need Auto Tune
If you’ve ever wondered just why we might need auto tune in the recording studio. this week’s episode of Weird News includes some REALLY bad singing, along with a REALLY stupid criminal.
ANNOUNCER – Time now for WDHA’s Weird News with Michael Fuzzy Lee.
FUZZY – Today in Weird News, a Hungarian Mangalica pig, known for her long curly hair, lives at the Eastern Snouts Pig Adoption Center and was being driven along with another pig to the vet for a checkup.
While on the entrance ramp to I-76 in Pennsylvania, a pig named Dorothy managed to slip out of the trailer and made a run for it on a busy highway.
Luckily, state troopers jumped into action to help and got Dorothy back into the trailer.
Other than a little road rash, she is doing just fine.
Why We Might Need Auto Tune
SINGING (?) – Who’s that pig that’s in the truck? Mangalica, that really sucks. Catch her now, your stupid schmuck.
Psycho pig! She wears a wig.
She turned the highway to a barnyard, called police, they’re on guard, hit her on the head really hard,
Psycho pig. She wears a wig.
Get her to the vet immediately, better do so obediently. A holy sh**, she’s hideously.
Psycho pig. She wears a wig.
And lastly in Weird News, a 29-year-old British man walked into a shop dressed with a yellow plastic bag over his head and demanded cash and cigarettes.
He told the woman, quote, You know what I’m going to do if you don’t, end quote.
The woman who was unshaken, called him, quote, stupid, end quote, and then pointed out there were security cameras all over the place.
He then bolted out of the shop.
Later the police announced, quote, we caught stupid, end quote, stealing chicken at a local supermarket.
A judge, who later charged him for, quote, being stupid, end quote, then gave him two years in jail.
Stupid!
I really don’t have anything to say other than he’s stupid, the story is stupid, and my singing is probably stupid too.
And that’s DHA’s Weird News.