The Great Mouse Detective Turns Fuzzy Into A Wacky DJ
Take The Great Mouse Detective and add in Fuzzy as a top 40 DJ and you REALLY get a fractured story!
In this week’s episode of Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales, Basil and Dawson take on a new challenge that takes sleep issues into a completely different direction courtesy of JohnPaulGeorgeAndRingo (and yes, we did intentionally leave out the spaces there).
Ultimately, Fuzzy sounds like he’s auditioning for some crazy AM radio job.
The Great Mouse Detective – Fractured Fairy Tales
ANNOUNCER – It’s time to listen to one of our favorite magical stories. Erm, well, sort of.
It’s Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales on the WDHA Morning Jolt.
FUZZY – It’s time for another new episode, boys and girls. Let’s fracture The Great Mouse Detective, A Living Nightmare.
One day, Detective Basil and Assistant Dawson Mouse moved out of the kitchen cabinets of their old Victorian house to find bigger cabinet space at another location to expand their agency.
As they drove along an old dirt road in an RC car, Dawson seemed moody.
DAWSON – Basil, you would not believe the horrible night I had. I was stuck in a nightmare where all I heard were two notes ringing in my head. Ding, ding. I couldn’t get any sleep last night. I felt like I was turning to a damn service bell.
BASIL – Yeah, you look exhausted. Let me put the radio on. It will help get your mind off that sound before your ding ding turns to a louder bang-bang migraine headache.
RADIO DJ – You’re listening to Wacky Radio 1050 on the AM dial. It’s the Beatles on your Tuesday morning. A chance for you to win the Beatles prize coming up in just a couple of minutes right here on Wacky Radio!
DAWSON – I don’t know about you but that damn DJ could use a decaf if you ask me.
Wait a minute.
That note sounds familiar. That’s the same ding ding I’ve been hearing in my head in my nightmare.
Are you telling me I’ve been hearing part of a f***ing Beatles song all this time?
BASIL – Actually, that sound is more of a ding dong than a ding ding. I really enjoy the melody of the song and the bass line is very soothing too.
DAWSON – Did I ask for your musical opinion, Mofo? Are you telling me John Lennon and Paul McCartney were smoking so much pot in the 60s they decided to write a song about the damn doorbell?
BASIL – That wouldn’t surprise me. My grandma has the same door chime. I should go and visit her at the nursing home very soon.
Ding dong, ding dong.
DAWSON – Oh would you just shut the f**k up, Basil? This song is giving me mental health issues.
FUZZY – As they drove along the road, the ding ding slowly turned to allow her ding dong for Dawson. The DJ comes back with the name of the song.
RADIO DJ – It’s the Beatles on Wacky Radio 1050 on the AM dial. It’s “Dear Prudence” and now is your time to win an authentic Beatles doorbell. Call me right now, you wacky listeners.!
DAWSON – Dear Prudence, that song should be called “Dear Calgon, Take Me Away.” Oh Lord, what a nightmare this was.
FUZZY – I think I understand where he’s coming from. If you keep hearing a ding dong doorbell in your head, it will drive anyone mad.
I’ll see you guys later.
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