Steppenwolf Takes Disney’s Princess Kida On A Strange Magic Carpet Ride
We have no idea what kind of musical taste Disney’s Princess Kida has, but when the Executive Producer Michael Fuzzy Lee introduces her to Steppenwolf, you can count on a VERY strange “Magic Carpet Ride” indeed.
ANNOUNCER – It’s time to listen to one of our favorite magical stories. Well, sort of. It’s Fuzzy’s Fractured Fairy Tales on the WDHA Morning Jolt.
FUZZY – Let’s see. Lynyrd Skynyrd, AC/DC, Def Leppard. Good morning, everyone. I’m picking out some good music to listen to for later on but we have a story that requires fracturing first. It’s Disney’s Atlantis and the Lost Empire Out For A Spin.
One day, Princess Kida was showing Milo the wonders of Atlantis. While investigating an ancient pyramid, they come across a shark shaped vehicle.
MILO – Boy, this pyramid tour really blows. Being in this thing makes me want to take a dump the size of a pyramid. Hey, Princess, what’s that over there? Is that an ancient crapper Commander Rourke uses when he’s constipated?
PRINCESS – Oh, dear. Not exactly. It’s called an adorac. It’s a flying machine he uses.
MILO – an aka-what? Listen, I gotta take a dum. Now unless you put me in the cryo chamber and wake me in the future penitentiary like Demolition Man, I ain’t using those seashells to clean my heiney hole. I’m a TP kind of guy. You get?
DEOMOLITION MAN AUDIO – He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells. I can see how that could be confusing.
FUZZY – As Kida explained what the vehicle is, Milo quickly hopped aboard. If it could get him to the crapper quicker, so be it. Milo pressed the launch button as they both blasted off
MILO – this Aka gizmo’s pretty damn fast. What’s this button do, Princess?
STEPPENWOLF – “Magic Carpet Ride”
MILO – Now, that’s some good old fashioned riding music. I’m starting to like this aka gizmo. If this can help me take it dump quicker, I’ll marry this thing. No offense, Princess.
PRINCESS – Milo, there’s no time to go out for a spin. We have to go back. Commander Rourke’s gonna chop your head off when he learns you stole his machine.
MILO – Oh, he can chop his own head off. And I ain’t talking about the one with the two eyes, but the one-eyed monster instead. And bear in mind, Princess, I’ll do whatever it takes to take that dump. Even if it means stealing flying sharks. Come on, girl. Aren’t you having a good time with me searching for a crapper here in Atlantis? Now, let’s put the pedals in the metal.
PRINCESS – Milo!
FUZZY – Here it is, Steppenwolf. I’ll add this to my listening pleasure as I take a dump. Until next week, boys and girls.
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